A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard
students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the
students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.
She said, "Let's start with the boys first."
Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the
bathtub."
Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting. Well, Ok. In fact
we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is
essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next."
Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of
supporting a friend. Ok next."
Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next."
This continues, and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to
see bubble in the bathtub."
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach
un-grown boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please."
First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."
Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."
Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl;
Yes you..."
Most beautiful girl of the class: "Mam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby
is to take bath three times a day."
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koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli
chamki, badal garje, jor se
baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:
Lagta hai pahunch gai
How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside
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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing
this?
Sardar replies:
Doc told to check sugar level regularly
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Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
Santa singh: Can u spell a
word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta
tha
kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe
honge....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta
latak
ke gaane
laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa
raha
hun.
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>
> Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 80
> years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about
> cricket, like they do every day. Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do
> you think there's cricket in heaven?" Ganguly thinks about it for a
> minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a
> deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in
> heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
>
> They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.
> One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by
> himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!" Ganguly
> responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's
> ghost. Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?"
> "Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good
> news first," says Ganguly. Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in
> heaven." Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to
> ruin that!?" Sachin sighs and whispers, "You're going to be the opening
> batsmen on Friday."
> -vijay
>
>
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>
> Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the
>
>
> plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to
>
>
> understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see
>
>
> the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
>
>
>
>
>
> Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
>
>
> Monkey : "Tying their belts"
>
>
> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
>
>
> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Checking the system"
>
>
> Officer: "What were you doing?"
>
>
> Monkey:"Looking for my people"
>
>
>
>
>
> Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
>
>
> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
>
>
> Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Handling the steering"
>
>
> Officer: "What were you doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Eating & throwing"
>
>
>
>
>
> Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
>
>
> Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Make up"
>
>
> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Handling the steering"
>
>
> Officer: "What were you doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Nothing"
>
>
>
>
>
> Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "All were sleeping"
>
>
> Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Kissing the pilots"
>
>
> Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Responding"
>
>
> Officer: "What were you doing?"
>
>
> Monkey: "Handling the steering !!"
>
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