Our Minature Donkey Facility in Kashmir has been taken over by a hored of Militant Hindu-Muslim chimpanzes...This is the second Minature Donkey facility in the last week that has been taken over.
First the Taliban take over our afghanistan operation..and now the Militant Hindu-Muslim chimps...Someone throw me a fricken bone. Dave and myself have been planning this new economy entreprise for a couple of weeks now and it has been highjacked...not once but twice.
I have talked with Mr Ashcroft and have pleaded with him to send the USS Kittyhawk in to the India ocean to lauch a crusie missile attack on the Militant Chimps. We will not stand for the opprsesion of our Donkeys. It is in the interests of the US to liberate our Minature Donkeys as Detroit needs these animials for their overly congested public transportation system.
Dave..We have to be strong in these hard times. I ask all JavaRanchers to mourn all those Minature donkeys who lost their lives in their attempt to find a better life in the North America entertaining people with our Vertically challenged friends.
Regards
Faisal Dosani
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Sun Certified Minature Donkey Dealer
