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"Mapraputa Is, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus."

Strange that recently I am getting the same felling...
 
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"Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star."

Hmm, which one ? Definitely not Big Brother ! :roll:

"Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator."
[ June 27, 2004: Message edited by: Helen Thomas ]
 
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"Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in"

That's an interesting choice of job considering I don't drink and I'm not even legally permitted to do that in the U.S.! Maybe I should drop all this software nonsense and take up drink mixing...

Since a lot of people call my be my last name I entered it just to be sure, and the other ideal job was "Alien investigator." Now there's a fine, conventional profession.
 
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I have to say that this thing is pretty accurate. It said my Mother-In-Law's ideal job was being Satan.
 
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Originally posted by Chris Mathews:
I have to say that this thing is pretty accurate....



Yup! Totally!!

Bill Gates, Your ideal job is a Shoplifting.
[ June 27, 2004: Message edited by: Ashok Mash ]
 
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Bear Bibeault, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.

Who knew?
 
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shankar vembu, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.
true to some extent because I like kids, and in the looooooooong run I have plans to start a school for kids
 
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George Bush, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.
 
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My ideal job is a lap dancer.
 
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Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
My ideal job is a lap dancer.



Maybe we can start a nightclub together? It says I should be a poledancer (or do they mean North Pole, I kinda like cold weather and solitude but hate dancing).
 
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Mark Fletcher - Streetsweeper.

Bah.
 
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Originally posted by Helen Thomas:
George W. Dubya Bush, Your ideal job is a President.

Probably President of the Spinster with Cats Association.
George W. Bush, Your ideal job is a Sinster with Cats.

[ June 28, 2004: Message edited by: Helen Thomas ]



better watch it, you're getting awfully close to starting a political flamewar again...
 
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Huh ?

Using my full name my ideal job is a Satan. Note: no -ist added, so definitely the big D.
 
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Somebody please move it to job discussion forum
 
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Arnold schwarzenegger , Your ideal job is a Clown.
... and I thought he was doing a good job as The Governator of California!
 
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"fred" give me Panto Dame (i'm not sure what that is).

"fred Rosenberger" give Stripper. so it looks like i'm gonna work at the club with Thomas and Jeroen.

Hey, as long as the money is good...
 
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It seems my ideal job is "In a land far, far away". However, if I include my middle name it seems my perfect job is a Gigolo. Somehow I always suspected that.
 
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hmm, we're getting quite an operation going here...
If I include my middle name I should be a heavyweight boxer, ideal as a doorstop
 
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Jason: It seems my ideal job is "In a land far, far away".

Back to military for you!
 
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Not fair. On reversing names I get the same job as do :

Wenting Joeren, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.
Jamal Sameer, Your ideal job is a Human Shield.
Yingst Jim, Your ideal job is a Superhero.


, but others...

Paul Thomas, Your ideal job is a Panto Dame. (still in the performing arts though)
Mash Ashok, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.

SPSS MAPINFO OLAP, Your ideal job is a Heavyweight Boxer.
 
Don't get me started about those stupid light bulbs.
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