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Long time ago,

 
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Im gonna start a story...try adding your own..

Long time ago there was a lazy moose,
 
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who died story ends.
 
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Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:
who died story ends.



Let me know how he died May be some one gave him poison
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


Let me know how he died May be some one gave him poison



No he got bird flue
 
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Bird flue has treatments��

He died due to Animal flue

 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


No he got bird flue



He was not vegetarian
 
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Below is the picture of that dead mouse.

 
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My mouse is dead... a poem by Emily Anne Mcleod, age 12.
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Below is the picture of that dead mouse.



See the pic. He died not because of bird flu .somebody fired him by gun
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


See the pic. He died not because of bird flu .somebody fired him by gun



No, it is because of the postmortem
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


No, it is because of the postmortem



Here is the doctor who did the postmortem


[ March 29, 2006: Message edited by: Sunil Kumar Gupta ]
 
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Hi..


u javaranch people cant,t say anything about my....diet
otherwise i will file a case in supreme court....

Sameer this cat is saying something to u....guess...
Say Sorry...

[ March 29, 2006: Message edited by: Rakesh Joshi ]
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:
Here is the doctor who did the postmortem



Hey Sunil, I did not know that you are doctor also.


Ravi Parulekar: I am just joking, not making any person attack.
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


Hey Sunil, I did not know that you are doctor also.


Ravi Parulekar: I am just joking, not making any person attack.



Sometimes i do that also, Contact me if you know any one who need treatment
 
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If a person puts a picture of something , is it his picture chetan?

In that case please take care before posting a picture...

I was not knowing that you are ....
 
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Originally posted by nishwas mahindra:
If a person puts a picture of something , is it his picture chetan?

In that case please take care before posting a picture...

I was not knowing that you are ....



 
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If a person puts a picture of something , is it his picture chetan?
In that case please take care before posting a picture...
I was not knowing that you are ....


Nishwas mahindra
If u don't know how to put a picture ...then don't say like that..
Just learn how to put picture....
 
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Originally posted by Rakesh Joshi:
If a person puts a picture of something , is it his picture chetan?
In that case please take care before posting a picture...
I was not knowing that you are ....


Nishwas mahindra
If u don't know how to put a picture ...then don't say like that..
Just learn how to put picture....



Hey wait wait wait ......... Never use such a language here. Did i said anything to chetan, then why you people are fighting.

Be cool here and try not to point any one ..
[ March 29, 2006: Message edited by: Sunil Kumar Gupta ]
 
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Rakesh as you are new to Javaranch, tell you something, please refrain yourself from any personal comments, though you can attack Microsoft and it's products.
 
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Ok Sameer ....

Thanks for ur suggestion
I will try to follow that.

Thanks & regards......
 
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Nay, the lazy mouse moose didn't die of any diease. He was recuperating at a ranch called Java after having an ugly fight with a horny moose for a female moose. The sad part of this unfortunate incident was that, not only he lost the female moose, his right eye was permanantly damaged. Poor thing.

The moral of this part of the story: never fight with a horny mouse moose.

At the ranch, the lazy moose met a pretty female moose and both fell in love at first sight. Not long after, four baby moose were born, namely, Blue, Green, Red and Yellow. The whole family lived happily ever after.

The moral of this part of the story: well...is OK to be lazy.
 
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The Name of Moose baby was

Jai
Gabbar
Veeru
Mogambo

After some time they joined film Industry.....

 
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The film industry seemed quite embarassing at first, but later when lady Moose convinced Moose "Life is a film"..!

Moose was working day in and out..earned enough money to get his life going.
But suddenly their elder Son Red was kidnapped by a Gangster.
 
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Moose = Largest member of deer family; bull has antlers
 
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Interpol, FBI, CBI ganged up together to nab the Gang..!!
They were led by John Galt, Best SPY winner at WORLD SPYING CHALLENGE..

"Who is John Galt ?" is he the son of Moose's nephew ?
[ August 01, 2006: Message edited by: Sudheer Yeddu ]
 
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Originally posted by Tauri Valor:
The film industry seemed quite embarassing at first, but later when lady Moose convinced Moose "Life is a film"..!

Moose was working day in and out..earned enough money to get his life going.
But suddenly their elder Son Red was kidnapped by a Gangster.



The name of the Gangster was ("Chota Chetan").
 
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And Chota knew John Galt .. But "who is John Galt ?"
 
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not one, not two but three.. yes its three years, the question still unanswered, chota died of brain haemorrhage without knowing his real father - John Galt.
 
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