Where everyone knows your name...

[Joseph Russell]

Quotes from Norm:
Sam: What do you know there, Norm?
Norm: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?
Veggie-Boyd:
Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Open up those beer taps and, oh, take the day off, Sam.
It's a Wonderful Wife:
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.
Not yet confirmed against videotape:
"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."
"How's life treating you, Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its' wife."
"Women. Can't live with `em, pass the beer nuts."
"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
"How's life in the fast lane?"
"Dunno, can't get on the on-ramp."
"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson."
"Alright, but stop me at one.... make that one-thirty."
"What's the story, Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
"How about a beer, Norm?"
"That's that amber, sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"
"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody."

[Art Metzer]

Who could forget, "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear!"

[Andy Ceponis]

NORM!!!

I just saw him on the weakest link last night. That show is kinda dumb because that host lady is so stupid. And if she said "the weakest link" one more time i think i would have shot my tv.

[Angela Poynton]

Hey that host lady is the great Anne Robinson .. and yes she is annoying but that's the whole marketing ploy of the show! She hosted the UK version too and although she's been famous in this country for ages she still got a heck of a lot of publicity for the show ... and when the US took her on to do their version she got even MORE publicity ... I think the show sucks but there you go!