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[JOKE] Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk

 
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Innovative
b.. Preliminary
c.. Proliferation
d.. Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Specificity
b.. British Constitution
c.. Passive-aggressive disorder
d.. Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
a.. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
b.. Nope, no more booze for me
c.. Sorry, but you're not really my type
d.. No curry, chips and diced carrot for me, thank you
e.. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f.. I'm not interested in fighting you.
g.. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
h.. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance
i.. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street
 
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Whenever Bertie Woosters aunt thought he was drunk (quite often) she made him say "The Leith police dismisseth us".
 
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