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If I may infer from past posts, Map may like this one...

I heard someone's English teacher give this assignment, and it sounded pretty cool to me:

Compose as perfect a sentance as is within your ability. Shoot for a standalone masterpeice, with flow, balance, and rythem. Any topic you like.
 
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"So this language, with its echoes of nomads and emperors, pashas and ghazis, sultans and riches, and country matters, with its verbs of more than forty tenses, including the very useful one for innuendo that I wish we had, its oblique politeness, this language with its own poetry of front- and backrhyming vowels, this old tongue that contains within it all the past of Anatolia, is, for me, a shorthand."
 
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"I have no idea what you are talking about"

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Originally posted by Joseph George:

Compose as perfect a sentance as is within your ability. Shoot for a standalone masterpeice, with flow, balance, and rythem. Any topic you like.



I am.
 
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Originally posted by Joseph George:

Compose as perfect a sentance as is within your ability. Shoot for a standalone masterpeice, with flow, balance, and rythem. Any topic you like.



Goal!!!
 
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Copied from elsewhere:


In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this Contract, the Seller may: at his option: (a) Declare immediately due and payable the entire unpaid balance of purchase price, with accrued interest, taxes, and annual charge, and demand full payment thereof, and enforce conveyance of the land by termination of the contract or according to the terms hereof, in which case the Purchaser shall also be liable to the Seller for reasonable attorney's fees for services rendered by any attorney on behalf of the Seller, or (b) sell said land and premises or any part thereof at public auction, in such manner, at such time and place, upon such terms and conditions, and upon such public notice as the Seller may deem best for the interest of all concerned, consisting of advertisement in a newspaper of general circulation in the county or city in which the security property is located at least once a week for Three (3) successive weeks or for such period as applicable law may require and, in case of default of any purchaser, to re-sell with such postponement of sale or resale and upon such public notice thereof as the Seller may determine, and upon compliance by the Purchaser with the terms of sale, and upon judicial approval as may be required by law, convey said land and premises in fee simple to and at the cost of the Purchaser, who shall not be liable to see to the application of the purchase money; and from the proceeds of the sale: First to pay all proper costs and charges, including but not limited to court costs, advertising expenses, auctioneer's allowance, the expenses, if any required to correct any irregularity in the title, premium for Seller's bond, auditor's fee, attorney's fee, and all other expenses of sale occurred in and about the protection and execution of this contract, and all moneys advanced for taxes, assessments, insurance, and with interest thereon as provided herein, and all taxes due upon said land and premises at time of sale, and to retain as compensation a commission of five percent (5%) on the amount of said sale or sales; SECOND, to pay the whole amount then remaining unpaid of the principal of said contract, and interest thereon to date of payment, whether the same shall be due or not, it being understood and agreed that upon such sale before maturity of the contract the balance thereof shall be immediately due and payable; THIRD, to pay liens of record against the security property according to their priority of lien and to the extent that funds remaining in the hands of the Seller are available; and LAST, to pay the remainder of said proceeds, if any, to the vendor, his heirs, personals representatives, successors or assigns upon the delivery and surrender to the vendee of possession of the land and premises, less costs and excess of obtaining possession.

Yes, one long sentence!
 
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The perfect sentence has no words.
 
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SO far, Map's in the lead.
 
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Google is insanely great.

"Turkish Reflections" by Mary Lee Settle.
 
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Max: So far, Map's in the lead.

'cos I copied it from this book.
[ August 04, 2004: Message edited by: Mapraputa Is ]
 
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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."
 
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�There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamed of in your philosophy�
 
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ug, and here I thought you were all being original. Map & Ernest have no excuse: you're authors, fer cryin out loud!

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What we put our sentences in quotes for?
 
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You're pretentious authors?

 
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I love you, is a question, not a statement or a fact. Think hard before you answer, use diplomacy and tact.
 
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There once was a man from Nantucket....
 
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Originally posted by Max Habibi:
You're pretentious authors?



Said who? :roll:
 
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It was a dark and stormy night.
[ August 04, 2004: Message edited by: Ray Marsh ]
 
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