posted 19 years ago
Subject : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No ention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife
1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it
monitors all other system activity. Applications such
as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and
Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
system whenever selected. I can not to keep Wife 1.0
in the background while attempting to run some of my
other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance
'n'Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I am thinking
about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,but the UN-install
does not work on this program. Once I tried to
uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General
Protection Fault in module House Security. The
Uninstallation will abort." Can you help me, please!!!
Reply from Tech. Support
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Dear Software Engineer,
Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife This is a
very common problem men complain about, but is mostly
due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade
from girlfriend 7.0 to Wife1.0 with the idea that
Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program.Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and
designed by its creator to run everything. It is
unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
UN-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system
once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0
because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have
tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end
up with more problems than the original system. Look
in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support"
which was given to you at the time of registration
with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just
deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).
The best course of action will be to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE.
In fact I would suggest u to use this command
everytime Wife 1.0 crashes on your system.Wife 1.0 is
a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider
buying additional software to improve the performance
of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and chocolates
5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance
of Wife 1.0. do not, under any circumstances, install
Visual Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a
supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Recent Survey says that Add-On softwares like Visual
Saree 2.0, Diamond Necklace3.0, A Quick Tour To Temple
1.0 are the best Third Party
tools that supports Wife1.0 program to run smoothly
and effectively. Best of luck.
Tech Support.
