Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
Go out on your porch wearing nothing but your bathrobe and black socks, carrying a newspaper folded under your left arm. Shake your right fist and yell HEY, YOU KIDS, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!
This always works for me.
Do that here and you're lucky to not end up in hospital with stabwounds, broken bones, and cuffed to the bed because you're under arrest for indecent exposure.