False Advertising!

[Christopher Rygaard]

I don't like this web site. It claims to be "A friendly place for programming greenhorns!", but none of these forums tell me how to program a greenhorn.

[Ulf Dittmer]

Valuing facts and results over SEO is 20th century thinking. This site comes up #2 when searching for how to program a greenhorn. Time to get with the program!

[Christopher Rygaard]

Google must have discovered my post immediately, and instantly recognized its popularity.

[Paul Clapham]

Well, naturally. It was on this forum, after all.

[Jesper de Jong]

Here you go. The official How To Program a Greenhorn Tutorial.

public class Greenhorn {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Hello Greenhorn");
    }
}