IMPORTANT: THIS IS NOW VERY, VERY, VERY, VEY URGENT.
I am re-posting as the current applications received are frankly, disappointing. You must have at least fifty years of programming experience, thirty of which in an object orientated language. You must be able to demonstrate your knowledge by describing in detail your contribution to the design and development of a popular modern programming language.
Applications must have also demonstrated leadership attributes, either in a commercial arena (senior manager who has been responsible for over one thousand employees), or a military captivity (General / Air Marshal / Admiral ranks and above only).
Potentially, you should also have achieved a top award with a major sport (Olympic medal for example).
Further, applications who have been awarded a MBE / CBE / KBE are encouraged.
Covering letters are to be no shorter than ten pages, and handwritten on gold leaf paper. Emailed reponses are not welcome. Please deliver in person, to our offices, at 06:00 hours on the 1st of April.
[ April 02, 2007: Message edited by: Zoots Allures ]