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Any showdown?

Ashik Uzzaman
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jul 05, 2001
Posts: 2370


Hi cowboys,
I m fast enough to have a draw with a ranchhand. Is there any one to challenge me?
This town has lot of bars and customers, many of them shoots well. But there should be time when a showdown occurs which is absent here. Bartender, give me a beer and reply quickly, or i m going to shoot u first...... (unless u r faster than me)

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azaman


Ashik Uzzaman
Senior Member of Technical Staff, Salesforce.com, San Francisco, CA, USA.
Matt Midcap
Sheriff

Joined: Jan 07, 1999
Posts: 440
Howdy Partner,
Although I'm not the Sheriff of this county (forum), I am known as a Gun Fighter/Peace Keeper in these parts (J2EE & EJB forum).
Actually, as one of my hobbies, I shoot handguns very quickly. I can draw and hit a bowling pin target, at 15 feet, in 0.89 seconds. I can hit five bowling pins spaced 2 feet apart at 15 feet in 2.78 seconds.
Now, if you're feeling lucky there Buckaroo... Draw!
Matt


Best Regards,<br />Matt Midcap
Matt Midcap
Sheriff

Joined: Jan 07, 1999
Posts: 440
Ohhh, to slow...
How about a different show down!
Quick, select the right answer:
Question: An interface can extend what?
A. Another interface.
B. A class.
C. A and B.
D. None of the above.
Well, are ya' gonna' pull that hog leg or just whistle dixie?
[This message has been edited by Matt Midcap (edited August 06, 2001).]
Thomas Paul
mister krabs
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 05, 2000
Posts: 13974
Why don't y'all just sit right down and have yourself a nice drink.


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Ashik Uzzaman
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jul 05, 2001
Posts: 2370

Hi Matt,
Don,t u think that a can of beer will cool both of us!
I think Thomas is offering it freely to us (as he does n't want his saloon being invloved in a gunfight, i think)!
Actually i have decided not to be involved in showdown anymore (at least of ur first choice). But anyway the second one is of my left hand's speed (option b). I f u want to be involved further then catch it....
What is native and green threads?
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azaman
[This message has been edited by Ashik uzzaman (edited August 07, 2001).]
Matt Midcap
Sheriff

Joined: Jan 07, 1999
Posts: 440
I think you're right. I'll always prefer a beer over almost anything - anytime.
So have a cold one on me.
Matt
Ashik Uzzaman
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jul 05, 2001
Posts: 2370


Thomas,
Let's have a shampane today (instead of beer) as i m a jolly mood!

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azaman
David Weitzman
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jul 27, 2001
Posts: 1365
I thought he said ranch hand - not bartender or sherif. If the bartenders want to get drunk, they can do it in the moderators only forum. What do you do in the moderators only forum anyway? There should be a ranch hands only forum.
Matt Midcap
Sheriff

Joined: Jan 07, 1999
Posts: 440
The sub-header of the "Moderator" forum says "A place for the elite of JavaRanch to secretly plot world domination ".
Maybe we should add "...and have a drink, kick off their boots, and sit a spell after a long day on the Ranch."
Ashik Uzzaman
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jul 05, 2001
Posts: 2370


David as u have oppsed to my offer of beer to my bartender, let's have a gunfight with me(Don't tell it to Matt).
A static method can be overridden only if it remains static in the subclass also and A non-static method can be overridden only if it remains non-static in the subclass also. [True/False] ?

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azaman
Ashik Uzzaman
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jul 05, 2001
Posts: 2370


David i m a faster gunhand than you, as u escaped....
Any cowhand more?(Except the sheriffs/bartenders)

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azaman
Donald Wedding
Ranch Hand

Joined: Aug 28, 2001
Posts: 72
Call that a showdown?
*THIS* is a showdown!

WILSON: I heard about you, Shane.
SHANE : I heard about you, too, Wilson.
WILSON: What did you hear, Shate?
SAHNE : That you're a no good yankee liar.
WILSON: Prove it.
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
!ugh!
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
!ugh!
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
JOEY : Shane! Behind You!
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
!ugh!
Ashik Uzzaman
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jul 05, 2001
Posts: 2370

Hi Jim, I think u r overwhelmed with jobs to find out wanteds and also present beers to the folks....do u need a helphand? I would like to find out wanteds....ok....Hei Donald.
Donald : Yah...what happended?
Ashik : Please pay the bill.
Donald : What bill, i 've paid for the VODKA!
Ashik : Not that one...pay for the damages in my saloon. U r responsible for the gunfight here between Wilson and Shane.
Donald : May be. But who r u to be paid?
Ashik : Bartender is out for some while and i m doing his duty now. No more speeches....pay $100.
Donald : If not....?
Ashik : That would be foolish!
Donald : U told me fool?!?
BANG!
BANG!UGH!!
(And atlast Donald is wounded and arrested....had to pay $100)
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Muhammad Ashikuzzaman (Fahim)
Sun Certified Programmer For Java 2 Platform
--When you learn something, learn it by heart!
[This message has been edited by Ashik uzzaman (edited September 01, 2001).]
Marilyn de Queiroz
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Joined: Jul 22, 2000
Posts: 9044
    
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This is not the meaningless drivel forum. I'm closing this thread.


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