Have you HEARD!!! They are moving our server from the wilds of Colorado into a sleek, efficient, Sterile Data Center!! And to do this they say that they are going to put JavaRanch into a COMA for 2 hours (or so) this Sunday. Folks can get WITHDRAWAL pains in that long!! Some silliness about "improve our network response time, improve our reliability, and give us more room to grow"!! But we all KNOW that it is a threat to the wildlife at JavaRanch. And the animals too! I can just see it now - Cows roaming the tiled corridors, Ranch Hands lurking in locked doorways. Mooses having no place to frolick . You KNOW those GreenHorns are going to trip over the cables on the floor. Heck it is probably ergonomically correct too!! Is there no END to the suffering of a poor Moose . I feel that I will just have to lurk around in the Java forums as a protest. And you KNOW how much damage a Moose can cause to a real conversation . [ May 14, 2003: Message edited by: The Moose ]
Hope the Cows like it there Only claims the cows may not enough we all KNOW that it is a threat to the wildlife at JavaRanch. And the animals too! May be we should live in a bigger forest (higher Bandwidth) I think :roll: that they will call DHL to deliver all the animals including you to the new ones. DHL may give animals hotal services. So, just sleep a moment that is acceptable
[ May 14, 2003: Message edited by: siu chung man ]
Joined: Apr 01, 2003
Originally posted by Chris Mathews:
Perhaps the Moose needs to be put down...
Hold on a minute here . . . let's not be hasty. Suddenly the Data Center idea is beginning to grow on me . And we get delivery service? Let me go discuss this with the cows .