Yes there is. However since Microsoft lost the battle to own
Java, you probably won't find a JVM pre-installed on the device. IBM has a WebSphere Anywhere VM (J9) which you might be able to use, though.
The secret of how to be miserable is to constantly expect things are going to happen the way that they are "supposed" to happen.
You can have faith, which carries the understanding that you may be disappointed. Then there's being a willfully-blind idiot, which virtually guarantees it.