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Olivier Walch
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THE EXAM STORY
Dedicated to the Java keywords and the outstanding and selfless work of Marcus Green and Roseanne Zhang.
Please excuse my static and in an overloaded sense abstract} English, it is not my native language and may cause an UnexpectedLaughingException.
The Sun throws golden rays into the snowy downtown of Zurich. These rays throw the transient night affairs away. A man is walking to the test-center. His face seems to be void of emotions as a result of his synchronized concentration.
In the protected atmosphere of his private room he has learnt for several months. He implements} a final water-bottle and enters the public center. After a short welcome speech the staff checks if he is instanceof their schedule. They tell him not to import any package into the class-room,
not to break down the default test-interface and not to do anything that extends the permitted exam-rules. After that he continues his long way to the computer. He switches on the monitor where the new test appears. There are many questions and the general level of difficulty is volatile.
Sometimes the sweat is floating down his skin. He gives this boolean question a try but he is not able to catch the correct answer. while he returns to the question involving byte, double and char, he sees that the pointer of the clock will soon goto 11 am with a constant motion. Ten minutes are still left and so he superficially figures out where else the critical cases could be. finally he presses the magic button and reads:
public class test{
public static void main (String result[]){
System.out.println("TEST STATUS: PASS");
}
}
He asserts that the result is not strictfp.
Sridhar Srikanthan
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Joined: Jan 08, 2003
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Oliver...
Thats "Fun"tastic one
Sri
Jasper Vader
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Olivier, that's beautiful! evokes a sense of atmosphere, and is a good practice for key-word remembering!


giddee up
Archana Annamaneni
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Oh that is a beautiful Java shayari.

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