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A guy walks into a bar and sits at the bar. He orders a drink, as the bartender is on the otherside of the bar, the guy hears. "Nice Tie".
He looks around and sees no one around. A couple of seconds later, he hears "You have great looking eyes". Again he looks around and sees nothing.
So the bartender returns with they guys order, and the guy asks, "I am sitting here and I keep hearing 'nice tie', 'nice eyes', but there's no one around, am I just hearing voices or something?"
So the bartender looks down and points on the bar and says, "Complimentary nuts"
Mark [ March 11, 2005: Message edited by: Mark Spritzler ]