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John Fontana
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I absolutely love this job listing...talk about the bubble bursting -- I thought SOAP was useful for programming, but I never imagined this:

I am in the pre start-up stage of starting a natural-body product distribution company. My initial product offering will be a range of natural body soaps I am importing from the Caribbean. I am looking for someone to help me put together a functional web-site. As I am in the early stages of development, my financial resources are limited. As such, payment will be a combination of cash and an assortment of the natural soaps I plan to be selling. If you are a regular user of natural soaps you will not be disappointed by these particular soaps.
 
Chad McGowan
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Sounds like a pretty clean operation
I know, that was bad.
 
Mark Herschberg
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"Chad McGowan",
BAD PUNS ARE NOW PROHIBITED
Please look carefully at official bad joke policy at javaranch & make comments without puns. Please adhere to the official no-pun policy & help maintain the decorum of the forum. :-p
--Mark
 
John Fontana
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Now "the decorum of the forum" sounds like a missing line from "if the glove don't fit, you must acquit"...
 
Chad McGowan
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Originally posted by Mark Herschberg:
"Chad McGowan",
BAD PUNS ARE NOW PROHIBITED
Please look carefully at official bad joke policy at javaranch & make comments without puns. Please adhere to the official no-pun policy & help maintain the decorum of the forum. :-p
--Mark

Sorry Mark. I will try to clean up my act.
Oops, sorry again.
 
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