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John Fontana
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Joined: Feb 28, 2002
Posts: 235
I absolutely love this job listing...talk about the bubble bursting -- I thought SOAP was useful for programming, but I never imagined this:

I am in the pre start-up stage of starting a natural-body product distribution company. My initial product offering will be a range of natural body soaps I am importing from the Caribbean. I am looking for someone to help me put together a functional web-site. As I am in the early stages of development, my financial resources are limited. As such, payment will be a combination of cash and an assortment of the natural soaps I plan to be selling. If you are a regular user of natural soaps you will not be disappointed by these particular soaps.


www.websiteandsound.com
"If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten."
Chad McGowan
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Joined: May 10, 2001
Posts: 265
Sounds like a pretty clean operation
I know, that was bad.
Mark Herschberg
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Joined: Dec 04, 2000
Posts: 6037
"Chad McGowan",
BAD PUNS ARE NOW PROHIBITED
Please look carefully at official bad joke policy at javaranch & make comments without puns. Please adhere to the official no-pun policy & help maintain the decorum of the forum. :-p
--Mark
John Fontana
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Joined: Feb 28, 2002
Posts: 235
Now "the decorum of the forum" sounds like a missing line from "if the glove don't fit, you must acquit"...
Chad McGowan
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Joined: May 10, 2001
Posts: 265
Originally posted by Mark Herschberg:
"Chad McGowan",
BAD PUNS ARE NOW PROHIBITED
Please look carefully at official bad joke policy at javaranch & make comments without puns. Please adhere to the official no-pun policy & help maintain the decorum of the forum. :-p
--Mark

Sorry Mark. I will try to clean up my act.
Oops, sorry again.
 
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