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javaranch sheriff....

 
Amitabh Reddy
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Which specific qualities are looked into to become sheriff on Javaranch? No, I do not plan to become one. But I am curious since the assortment(of current sheriffs) looks very internationalized.
[ May 25, 2007: Message edited by: Amitabh Reddy ]
 
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This kind of question would fit better in the JavaRanch forum; for a short answer, have a look at this.
 
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I believe the best way is to drive a dump truck full of cash up to Paul's house and leave it there.

Or, to have a bakery deliver a fresh pie-a-day to him, for life.

After that, the best way is to be nice, help others, and not want to be one.
[ May 25, 2007: Message edited by: Fred Rosenberger ]
 
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I accept checks. And paypal.

I'll make you a sheriff for $100,000.
 
Bill Mc Coy
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I'll make you a sheriff for $100,000.

sir can we negotiate sir
 
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Or, to have a bakery deliver a fresh pie-a-day to him, for life.


There is this bakery a few miles from my house. It is owned by a former stock broker. My friends call her the "cake nazi" -- which of course, is a reference to seinfeld's episode about the "soup nazi". Just like the "soup nazi", her cakes are amazing (and incredibly expensive, and she is not that nice, etc.).

Don't know if she makes any pies, but the next time I pick something up, I'll check.

Henry
 
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Originally posted by dan dunst:

sir can we negotiate sir


shuuuuuuuuure ...... go ahead .... make me a better offer ...
 
It is sorta covered in the JavaRanch Style Guide.
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