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malcolm basson
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what is wrong with the mooses head it is upside down so is my name can any one tell me what the problemmo is.. thanxs
Joanne Neal
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It's your punishment for using the same title for all your posts (UseAMeaningfulSubjectLine) and having the title in capitals (which is considered to be shouting).


Joanne
Ulf Dittmer
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Joined: Mar 22, 2005
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I believe KeepItDown is what Joanne was looking for.


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Joanne Neal
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Thanks Ulf. I knew there was a link for that - just couldn't find it at the time.
Joe Harry
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Originally posted by Joanne Neal:
It's your punishment for using the same title for all your posts (UseAMeaningfulSubjectLine) and having the title in capitals (which is considered to be shouting).


Is this the real answer?? Even I'm seeing squares instead of my name. Any idea guys?


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Edvins Reisons
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Is this the real answer?? Even I'm seeing squares instead of my name. Any idea guys?


On my office computer, I saw some empty squares, too. At home, though, the text was just like the Moose - upside down.
[ April 01, 2008: Message edited by: Edvins Reisons ]
Ben Souther
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Joined: Dec 11, 2004
Posts: 13410

Can you try looking at it while standing on your head?
Let us know if this fixes it.

Thanks.
-The staff at JavaRanch


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Joanne Neal
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Originally posted by Jothi Shankar Kumar Sankararaj:


Is this the real answer?? Even I'm seeing squares instead of my name. Any idea guys?


No. It's only the answer for Malcolm. You've obviously been naughty in some other way
Edvins Reisons
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Joined: Dec 11, 2006
Posts: 364
Can you try looking at it while standing on your head?
Let us know if this fixes it.


It's a bug; I don't have the entire alphabet, but from what I (don't) see,
I am getting empty squares instead of "a,c,e,g,h,r,s,t,v,w,y" on my office computer. At home, no problem.
[ April 01, 2008: Message edited by: Edvins Reisons ]
Ben Souther
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Joined: Dec 11, 2004
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Originally posted by Edvins Reisons:


It's a bug; I don't have the entire alphabet, but from what I (don't) see,
I am getting empty squares instead of "a,c,e,g,h,r,s,t,v,w,y" on my office computer. At home, no problem.


Hmm...
Standing on your head probably won't fix that.
Ernest Friedman-Hill
author and iconoclast
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I've heard of this before. It's a selective form of blindness caused by working in IT for too long. The cure is to wear underpants on your head for a day.


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Sandip Sankeshwar
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When I logged in,I saw one pop up comes with Bill Gates in and says 'I have hacked this site.Throw away java and learn c#'
naitzu sai kneap
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Sandip.

CAN YOU HELP ME TO PROGRAM IN C#???
ITZ URGENT!!!


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Sandip Sankeshwar
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I need your IP address and your Girlfriend address, I will be calling function:
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Let me know.
Arvind Mahendra
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The upside behavior is due to a driver issue with your webcam. if you uninstall the driver and res install it will go away.


I want to be like marc
Peter van de Riet
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Joined: Apr 09, 2004
Posts: 112

For all who want to read upside down, I found the translator.

˙ɹoʇɐlsuɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ punoɟ ı 'uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɹ oʇ ʇuɐʍ oɥʍ llɐ ɹoɟ


Each number system has exactly 10 different digits.
Joe Harry
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Originally posted by Joanne Neal:


No. It's only the answer for Malcolm. You've obviously been naughty in some other way


But naughty in what ways?
malcolm basson
Greenhorn

Joined: Mar 28, 2008
Posts: 6
Hi Joanne Neil do you have a problem with me you don't even know me what is up with you are you interested in me?
Ben Souther
Sheriff

Joined: Dec 11, 2004
Posts: 13410

Originally posted by malcolm basson:
Hi Joanne Neil do you have a problem with me you don't even know me what is up with you are you interested in me?


Malcom,

We all have a problem with your approach to JavaRanch.
If you're new to technical forums you might not understand some of the etiquette that keeps things friendly. Fortunately, we have a guide that will get you up to speed quickly.

You can find the list in our
FAQ section here.
In particular please see:
UseRealWords
UseAMeaningfulSubjectLine
EaseUp
And, one that you've been asked to read several times:
KeepItDown

I think, once you've read this guide and start following the tips in it, you'll start getting faster, friendlier, and more useful answers to your questions.


-Ben


PS:

Lastly, to avoid any flame wars, if you are having a problem with any other members on JavaRanch, rather than approaching them in the public forums, just send a private message to one of the staff (bartenders, or sheriffs) and let us deal with that person, or, in a case like this, explain to you why their posts were appropriate.
[ April 04, 2008: Message edited by: Ben Souther ]
fred rosenberger
lowercase baba
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plus, ALL of this has been pointed out to you before, in (i think) EVERY one of your threads.


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David O'Meara
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Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 13459

and I'm closing the threads here and waiting in anticipation of the real versions
 
 
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