A riddle

The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Monday. What day is it today ?

Buzz showed up for work on Monday only to discover that his delivery truck was in the shop for maintenance. He was told that it would be ready two days after the day before the day after tomorrow. On what day can Buzz expect to be back on the road in his truck.
I believe these riddles pertain particularly to the state of Nevada ?

The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Monday. What day is it today ?

the day before = -1 day
two days after = + 2 days
the day before = -1 day
tomorrow = + 1 day
sum = + 1 day.
translate original phrase to (in +1 days, it is monday).
today is sunday.

Thursday is the answer to the second question.
IOWA IS THE NEW JERSEY OF THE MIDWEST.
from Iowa:

from New Jersey:

Who should be more insulted ? Someone please explain. Came across this line in my local.

two days after the day before the day after tomorrow.

two days after = +2
the day before = -1
the day after = +1
tomorrow = +1
=======================
total = +3
today is monday, so the truck will be ready thursday.

Who should be more insulted

that depends on how much you like New Jersey, Iowa, or the midwest.

Thanks fred.
Guess will never know.This may help decipher this riddle

Population per sq. mile:
Iowa: 52.4 N.J: 1,134
Hispanic
Iowa: 2.8 N.J.: 13.3
Foreign-born
Iowa: 3.1 N.J.: 17.5
Black
Iowa: 2.1 N.J.: 13.6
White
Iowa: 93.9 N.J.: 72.6
Asian
Iowa: 1.3 N.J.: 5.7
More random facts :
Both Iowa and New Jersey natives are almost magnetically drawn to the nearby metropolises of Chicago and New York.
[ March 24, 2004: Message edited by: HS Thomas ]