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Greg Tuck
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 27, 2001
Posts: 30
I'm tired of being a greenhorn!


Technical Manager, International Assignment Services<BR>Deloitte & Touche, LLP
Greg Tuck
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 27, 2001
Posts: 30
See?
Greg Tuck
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 27, 2001
Posts: 30
Come on now...
Ranch Hand or Die!
octavyn pittman
Ranch Hand

Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 134
Greg,
You must be a greenhorn if you haven't jumped on the Word Association trail to Ranch hand yet...
OP
Greg Tuck
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 27, 2001
Posts: 30
Word association is too much work...
I'm billing a client for THIS?!?!?
Greg Tuck
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 27, 2001
Posts: 30
STILL a greenhorn!
Greg Harris
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 12, 2001
Posts: 1012
so greg, what color is your car? (i am helping you build posts...)


what?
Greg Tuck
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 27, 2001
Posts: 30
Silver...

STILL a greenhorn...dag nab it!
Greg Harris
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 12, 2001
Posts: 1012
does it have 4 tires?
Paul Ralph
Ranch Hand

Joined: Aug 10, 2000
Posts: 312
Hey Greg, you need thirty-one posts to become a ranch hand. I checked your profile and it says you have 22 posts, so nine to go. Frankly, I think you'll get there by staying on the Cattle Drive.
But, if that's not good enough try something like this:
Paul Ralph
Ranch Hand

Joined: Aug 10, 2000
Posts: 312
I
Paul Ralph
Ranch Hand

Joined: Aug 10, 2000
Posts: 312
hate
Paul Ralph
Ranch Hand

Joined: Aug 10, 2000
Posts: 312
being
Paul Ralph
Ranch Hand

Joined: Aug 10, 2000
Posts: 312
a
Paul Ralph
Ranch Hand

Joined: Aug 10, 2000
Posts: 312
greenhorn!!!
Paul Ralph
Ranch Hand

Joined: Aug 10, 2000
Posts: 312
But the good news is that once you make it, all of your posts will switch automatically change to "ranch hand" after the pages refresh. It will be like you were never a greenhorn....
Paul R
Andy Ceponis
Ranch Hand

Joined: Dec 20, 2000
Posts: 782
I
Andy Ceponis
Ranch Hand

Joined: Dec 20, 2000
Posts: 782
hate
Andy Ceponis
Ranch Hand

Joined: Dec 20, 2000
Posts: 782
when
Andy Ceponis
Ranch Hand

Joined: Dec 20, 2000
Posts: 782
people
Andy Ceponis
Ranch Hand

Joined: Dec 20, 2000
Posts: 782
use
Andy Ceponis
Ranch Hand

Joined: Dec 20, 2000
Posts: 782
spam
Paul Ralph
Ranch Hand

Joined: Aug 10, 2000
Posts: 312
to eat? to boost their count? to use as a source of ridicule?
Paul R
Andy Ceponis
Ranch Hand

Joined: Dec 20, 2000
Posts: 782
/me drools like homer "mmmmmmm, spammm"
Greg Tuck
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 27, 2001
Posts: 30
Hey, I LIKE spam(tm)...
Eight posts to go...
Greg Tuck
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 27, 2001
Posts: 30
Hey guys, thanks for all the help - it really is appreciated (by me at least - others may have a slightly different opinion, of course).
And the time here in Dallas is 11:02 am CDT.
Greg Harris
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 12, 2001
Posts: 1012
greg, you made it! when you post your next reply you will be a Ranch Hand! so how does it feel?
Greg Tuck
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 27, 2001
Posts: 30
Really?
Greg Tuck
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 27, 2001
Posts: 30
Yaaa-hoooo! It's true - I'm a RANCH HAND!
I'd like to thank the academy for this generous award. And my mom, who never lost faith in me. And my dad, who never HAD faith in me. And my agent, who might actually start returning my calls. And ...
Greg Tuck
RANCH HAND!
Ashok Mash
Ranch Hand

Joined: Oct 13, 2000
Posts: 1936
This


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Ashok Mash
Ranch Hand

Joined: Oct 13, 2000
Posts: 1936
No.. I dont want to spam here ! But that was a cool trick - Any way with this, I got 2!!
Matt Holloway
Ranch Hand

Joined: Oct 16, 2003
Posts: 53
This is #31 for me.
Max Habibi
town drunk
( and author)
Sheriff

Joined: Jun 27, 2002
Posts: 4118
Now to work your up to bartender...
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