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Proof that girls are evil

Andy Ceponis
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http://devnull.mine.nu/GirlsEvil.jpg
hemanth kumar
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My hats of to the person who found this equation

[This message has been edited by hemanth kumar (edited May 15, 2001).]
Badriprasad Bumbabol
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Do u have a hat ??
Thomas Smith
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Hey, I really like this equation.:-)
Raajesh Chandran
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Ha Ha Ha
Very nice Very nice.
If my Girl friend saw this she will kick me



chandran..
Ray Marsh
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Joined: Jan 12, 2000
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The descent...
1. Meet girl, spend some money.
2. Really like girl, spend more money.
3. Go steady with girl, spend lots of money.
4. Get engaged, spend a wad on a rock!?
5. Get married, spend almost all your money.
6. Have kids, give checkbook to wife, get $20 a week allowance!

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Cindy Glass
"The Hood"
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You get $20 a week!!! You spoiled husband!! I hope that you have to buy your lunches out of that like my husband (and I) do.


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Ray Marsh
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With two kids? You've got to be kidding! Dad has a never ending supply of cash, to which children are allowed unrestricted access. Just ask them they'll confirm it to be true!

$Dad = $Dad - $bills - $Wife - $Girl - $Boy - $Wife(same one, she gets mulitple shots) - $kidfromdownthestreetsellingcandy - $wife - $younameitithappens...
Now I'm depressed, thanks Cindy. Think I'll dig out last weeks pay stub and stare at it longingly, remembering when it was still with us. Now it has left, its life was so brief, a mere flicker. A pity to die so young.
[This message has been edited by Ray Marsh (edited May 16, 2001).]
Greg Harris
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nice one, andy! now i just wish i could remember my ex-girlfriend's email address!


what?
Anonymous
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I once saw a bumper sticker that said, "Driver carries no cash...he's married."
paul wheaton
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The allowance is only $20 because they know girls require more money than that, so you cannot possibly have a girlfriend.


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Ray Marsh
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so you cannot possibly have a girlfriend.
$Dad = $Dad - $bills - $Wife - $Girl - $Boy - $Wife(same one, she gets mulitple shots) - $kidfromdownthestreetsellingcandy - $wife - $younameitithappens...

Girl friend!? I forgot to use an implicit cast.
short $girl = n
byte $daughter = (byte)$girl
short $boy = n
byte $son = (byte)$boy
Glad to see you cowboy. How's things at the IRL Ranch?
I am so envious. No green envy smilies.
p.s. Bodie that's not even funny, it's all too true.
[This message has been edited by Ray Marsh (edited May 17, 2001).]
 
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