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Silence speaks louder than words

 
Johnson Chongson
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"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." -- Mark Twain
"Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to stick to possibilities." -- Mark Twain

"Get the facts first, and then you can distort them as you like." -- Mark Twain


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Art Metzer
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I think it was J.C., in the conservatory with the candlestick!
 
Thomas Paul
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Originally posted by Johnson Chongson:
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That's the letter "S" in morse code. Perhaps he was starting to send an SOS but his ship sank?
 
Greg Harris
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what? Johnson Chongson is dead?

okay, so Johnson Chongson has a lot of free time on his / her hands... i do have to admit that this keeps me coming back to the site... hmmm, now there is an interesting theory: This is a publicity stunt!


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Joseph Russell
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Cat got your tounge?
 
Mapraputa Is
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Ha-ha-ha!
Great joke, Chongson!


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Jim Yingst
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You do realize that now we're going to have to examine all posts for... errr... hidden meanings. Oh well, it's not too much extra work I suppose...
 
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...

Its a cat with one paw over the wall. Here is how it would look eventually ...^..^... Thats the cat peeking over the wall....

-EB.
 
Eager Beaver
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Hey Thomas,
Can a ranch hand edit his post and forge another ranchers name or is that a bartender and higher ups' previlege.
-EB.
 
Greg Harris
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Eager,
this is all YOU have to do to edit my post...
make sure to read between the lines
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Eager Beaver
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Greg,
Can you repeat the feat on the same post please.
-EB.
 
Sahir Shibley
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<DIV onmouseOver='this.innerHTML = "[This message has been edited by Johnson Chong (edited May 23, 1981).]";'>
Yes Mark Twain is right. Truth is always stranger than fiction. Look he edits the future.
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Eager Beaver
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Sahir,
Yes Mark Twain is right. Truth is always stranger than fiction. Look he edits the future.

hence
-EB.
 
Sahir Shibley
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<DIV onmouseOver='this.innerHTML = "The Moving Finger writes<br /> and, having writ,Moves on<br /> nor all your Piety nor Wit<br /> Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,<br /> Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.<br /> - Omar Khayyam <br /> <br /> [This message has been edited by Johnson Chong (edited May 23, 2099).]"'>
EB,
Dont worry. I havent been missing my medication. That was my reply to Johnson Chongson's post.If you seek truth always look beyond the obvious.
Look he edits the past.
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Eager Beaver
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Hey Sahir,
I just returned from www.webpagesthatsuck.com and your last post is a sort of MMN (mystery meat navigation). Liked the trick though....

-EB.
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octavyn pittman
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Hey Greg, quit editting my post!
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John Shakespeare
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Forsooth, thou art a base scoundrel. Thou art indeed a cauldron of the deepest hue of pitch that mocks the ashen kettle for it's darkness!
Thou art a small man wielding big words. Yea, if thou woulds't look beyond the words that seem to be the meat of our conversation, if thou woulds't look with thine heart instead of thine eyes, then thou might knowest the ways of the Chong...
John Chong Shakespeare
 
Greg Harris
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sorry, octavyn... i get carried away sometimes.
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Thomas Paul
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I wish you two would knock it off!
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Greg Harris
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okay, Thomas... you got me there. i like the strike-through! i am done now, i promise!
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