File APIs for Java Developers
Manipulate DOC, XLS, PPT, PDF and many others from your application.
http://aspose.com/file-tools
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good one

 
chetan nain
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Hello Everybody,
No offence to anyone:-
Once it so happend in a flight that, James bond was
sitting besides a Telugu guy.. Both were traveling to US..
Telugu Guy : "Hello, May I know ur name please?"
James Bond : "I am Bond.. James Bond."
James Bond: "and you?"
Telugu Guy : "I am Sai...
Venkata Sai...
Siva Venkata Sai...
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai
...
Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva
Venkata Sai.."
and.... James Bond FAINTS.
 
Chumma Fun
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Enjoy!
[This message has been edited by Chumma Fun (edited August 10, 2001).]
 
I agree. Here's the link: http://aspose.com/file-tools
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