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Morbidly funny

 
Jane Griscti
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How long will you live? Use the DeathTest and find out.
I'll last 'til I'm 69 and have a 6% chance of dieing by alien abduction or homicide
Some of the questions are a riot
 
Greg Harris
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February 12, 2059
i will be 85 years old... hmmm, now i know.
 
David O'Meara
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I knew someone who took the 'Purity test' and got a score of 8%.
That is, 92% impure.
AND they ask if they could get half marks for the things they were prepared to try.
There are some strange things out there but not half a strange as the things you find at home...
 
Bartholemu Smith
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May 3, 2052
at the age of 72 years old.

Ohhh Boy...Hope I enjoy my life until then

 
chetan nain
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April 23, 2069
at age: 62
probabilities:
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alcoholism (18%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
morbid, eh?
 
chetan nain
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further,
my morbid brothers, please check out www.deathclock.com
live long,
c
 
Aakanksha
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Feb 12, 2061
age:84 yrs.
Live life to the fullest. Life is short.
 
Eager Beaver
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April 23, 2069
at age: 62

are you comtemplating suicide a la Tintin and thinking of rising from your ashes a la Sahir, on 23rd April 2007.... and live happily for 62 years until boredom gets the better of you yet again.

[This message has been edited by Eager Beaver (edited August 14, 2001).]
 
chetan nain
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beaver,
thy words drip wisdom.
 
Angela Poynton
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November 27, 2041
at the age of 64 years old.
Cancer (37%)
Suicide (13%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

 
Eager Beaver
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Some of the questions are a riot

absolutely! like...
Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?
Do people call you "lardass" or "fatso", or whisper, "lookout! here comes the chunkmonster!"
Cliff diving?
swallowing knives?
 
Thomas Paul
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March 30, 2039
at the age of 80 years old.
In which case I will die younger than my parents and grandparents.
 
Rosie Vogel
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May 4, 2050, at the age of 79.
I was kinda hoping for more. Many women in my family have lived until they were well into their nineties. Still, I think it's pretty remarkable that at 79, I'll have a 5% chance of dying of "auto-erotic asphyxiation" (or something like that).
 
Saran Vel
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I'm the highest.. so far.. 88 years...!!!

Saran
 
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August 4, 2064 - 91
And no mention of soylent green as probable cause..?!
 
swaroop shastri
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Hey, were u born in 2007? This is 2050AD! :-)
Originally posted by chetan nain:
April 23, 2069
at age: 62
probabilities:
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alcoholism (18%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
morbid, eh?

 
Dave Vick
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August 28, 2038
at the age of 72 years old.
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

cool, I've got a few years left to spend my daughters inheritance still.

 
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