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Jane Griscti
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Joined: Aug 30, 2000
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How long will you live? Use the DeathTest and find out.
I'll last 'til I'm 69 and have a 6% chance of dieing by alien abduction or homicide
Some of the questions are a riot


Jane Griscti
SCJP, Co-author Mike Meyers' Java 2 Certification Passport
Greg Harris
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Joined: Apr 12, 2001
Posts: 1012
February 12, 2059
i will be 85 years old... hmmm, now i know.


what?
David O'Meara
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Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 13459

I knew someone who took the 'Purity test' and got a score of 8%.
That is, 92% impure.
AND they ask if they could get half marks for the things they were prepared to try.
There are some strange things out there but not half a strange as the things you find at home...
Bartholemu Smith
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Joined: May 08, 2001
Posts: 317
May 3, 2052
at the age of 72 years old.

Ohhh Boy...Hope I enjoy my life until then

chetan nain
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Joined: Jun 21, 2000
Posts: 159
April 23, 2069
at age: 62
probabilities:
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alcoholism (18%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
morbid, eh?
chetan nain
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Joined: Jun 21, 2000
Posts: 159
further,
my morbid brothers, please check out www.deathclock.com
live long,
c
Aakanksha
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Joined: Jul 17, 2001
Posts: 60
Feb 12, 2061
age:84 yrs.
Live life to the fullest. Life is short.
Eager Beaver
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Joined: Feb 26, 2001
Posts: 187
April 23, 2069
at age: 62

are you comtemplating suicide a la Tintin and thinking of rising from your ashes a la Sahir, on 23rd April 2007.... and live happily for 62 years until boredom gets the better of you yet again.

[This message has been edited by Eager Beaver (edited August 14, 2001).]
chetan nain
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Joined: Jun 21, 2000
Posts: 159
beaver,
thy words drip wisdom.
Angela Poynton
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Joined: Mar 02, 2000
Posts: 3143
November 27, 2041
at the age of 64 years old.
Cancer (37%)
Suicide (13%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)


Pounding at a thick stone wall won't move it, sometimes, you need to step back to see the way around.
Eager Beaver
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Joined: Feb 26, 2001
Posts: 187
Some of the questions are a riot

absolutely! like...
Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?
Do people call you "lardass" or "fatso", or whisper, "lookout! here comes the chunkmonster!"
Cliff diving?
swallowing knives?
Thomas Paul
mister krabs
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Joined: May 05, 2000
Posts: 13974
March 30, 2039
at the age of 80 years old.
In which case I will die younger than my parents and grandparents.


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Rosie Vogel
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Joined: Jan 31, 2001
Posts: 228
May 4, 2050, at the age of 79.
I was kinda hoping for more. Many women in my family have lived until they were well into their nineties. Still, I think it's pretty remarkable that at 79, I'll have a 5% chance of dying of "auto-erotic asphyxiation" (or something like that).
Saran Vel
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Joined: Nov 03, 2000
Posts: 111
I'm the highest.. so far.. 88 years...!!!

Saran


Saran
Sun Certified Java2 Programmer
Joseph Miller
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Joined: Jun 19, 2001
Posts: 21
August 4, 2064 - 91
And no mention of soylent green as probable cause..?!
swaroop shastri
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Joined: Aug 15, 2001
Posts: 65
Hey, were u born in 2007? This is 2050AD! :-)
Originally posted by chetan nain:
April 23, 2069
at age: 62
probabilities:
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alcoholism (18%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
morbid, eh?

Dave Vick
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Joined: May 10, 2001
Posts: 3244
August 28, 2038
at the age of 72 years old.
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

cool, I've got a few years left to spend my daughters inheritance still.


Dave
 
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