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Why do cheerleaders jump so high up in the air?

Jake the Snake
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I am totally clueless.
Randall Twede
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Jake,
Im sure the cheerleaders are clueless too, that is a prerequisite for the cheerleader position
If any of you are cheerleaders, im just joking.
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Yeah, try reading guidebooks on womanising by Nick Casanova

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Tony Alicea
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Just watch THE MAN SHOW in Comedy Central (cable TV, USA): Girls in trampolines!
The reason female cheerleaders jump so high in the air is so that we men can get a a clearer look of their legs and underpants.

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Originally posted by Johnson Chong:
Yeah, try reading guidebooks on womanising by Nick Casanova

I'll be sending the content page plus some miscellaneous pages of the above mention book to anyone who mail me US$5 plus his address. You can request me to send you other pages upon further request. Query me if you need further information.
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Originally posted by Johnson Chong:
I'll be sending the content page plus some miscellaneous pages of the above mention book to anyone who mail me US$5 plus his address. You can request me to send you other pages upon further request. Query me if you need further information.

I change my mind, you just have to send me US$3
 
I agree. Here's the link: http://ej-technologies/jprofiler - if it wasn't for jprofiler, we would need to run our stuff on 16 servers instead of 3.
 
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