This week's book giveaway is in the Servlets forum.
We're giving away four copies of Murach's Java Servlets and JSP and have Joel Murach on-line!
See this thread for details.
The moose likes Meaningless Drivel and the fly likes Dave Vick...The search for funding is under way Big Moose Saloon
  Search | Java FAQ | Recent Topics | Flagged Topics | Hot Topics | Zero Replies
Register / Login


Win a copy of Murach's Java Servlets and JSP this week in the Servlets forum!
JavaRanch » Java Forums » Other » Meaningless Drivel
Bookmark "Dave Vick...The search for funding is under way" Watch "Dave Vick...The search for funding is under way" New topic
Author

Dave Vick...The search for funding is under way

Bartholemu Smith
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 08, 2001
Posts: 317
http://www.javaranch.com/ubb/Forum32/HTML/001182.html
Hey Dave check out this post...
Man I am crying over here...
Cindy Glass
"The Hood"
Sheriff

Joined: Sep 29, 2000
Posts: 8521
How do you feel about virtual funding?


"JavaRanch, where the deer and the Certified play" - David O'Meara
Dave Vick
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 10, 2001
Posts: 3244
Virtual funding may be the way to go with this as I have no room to keep real donkeys or real midgets anywhere near my house so I guess virtual funding is appropriate for virtual midgets and donkeys.
Of course I know that somewhere there is someone deeply offended by this entire thread so I may have to hire some real protection with my virtual money.... hmm
Faisal, any ideas on that?


Dave
Bartholemu Smith
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 08, 2001
Posts: 317
After serious discussions with Dave and myself have come up with a comprhensive pricing plan.
For 86,0300 Javaranch credits Dave and my self will ship 20 Minuature Donkeys to your home, plus S&H
Anonymous
Ranch Hand

Joined: Nov 22, 2008
Posts: 18944
can miniature donkeys be trained for defense?
Cindy Glass
"The Hood"
Sheriff

Joined: Sep 29, 2000
Posts: 8521
Can Miniature Donkeys be trained as under cover agents. Perhaps they can go disguised as camels?? Very short camels.
Dave Vick
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 10, 2001
Posts: 3244
Dear Visitor,
Unfortunately our contract and the terms of our agreement prevent us from promoting miniature donkeys for use in home defense. However, after your purchase you can feel free to train your donkeys in any way you choose.
As another option, for an additional 56000 credits we'll also include a vertically challenged person to assist with training and managing your donkeys. This vertically challenged person can be trained to your specifications prior to shipment in any number of forms of personal and home defense. If you would also like to see our list of surplus military items that your vertically challenged person can be equipped with please contact us and we'll send you a catalog.
thanks for your interest and please tell all of your friends.
Dave
Bartholemu Smith
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 08, 2001
Posts: 317
NEWS FLASH!!!
Dave one of our Minature Donkey breeding facilities in Afghanistan has been taken over by the Taliban. Good lord what has the world come to....
I ask the US, UK, Canada and allies to Liberate our Minature Donkeys!!!
Cindy Glass
"The Hood"
Sheriff

Joined: Sep 29, 2000
Posts: 8521
LOL .
Mapraputa Is
Leverager of our synergies
Sheriff

Joined: Aug 26, 2000
Posts: 10065
Faisal, do not see only dark side of events! Taliban may need a new leader soon and it's naturally that they are working on a candidate pool... Your Minature Donkey may have good chances for a new career.


Uncontrolled vocabularies
"I try my best to make *all* my posts nice, even when I feel upset" -- Philippe Maquet
Mapraputa Is
Leverager of our synergies
Sheriff

Joined: Aug 26, 2000
Posts: 10065
No, Myself LOL...
Cindy and my posts are now in reversed order
Bartholemu Smith
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 08, 2001
Posts: 317
Map,
I have a business to run here. My Minature Donkeys cant be running entire nations when endless people are bored out of their trees and could be watching a Vertically challenged person riding thse fine creatures.
Its important to Liberate the Minature Donkey camps in Afghanistan so me and Dave and can supply the City of Detroit the Minature donkeys it needs to full fill its transportation demands.
Actually I was thinking that is I could splice the genes of a bird and Minature Donkey we could theoretically make Minature Flying Donkeys. Small Efficent and cheap on Gas....It only needs some grass to fly. Good Lord we are going o be rich...BRB I am going to give my 2 weeks notice...
Bartholemu Smith
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 08, 2001
Posts: 317
Hey Map I enjoyed your website...Very cool
Dave Vick
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 10, 2001
Posts: 3244
Faisal
I forgot to tell you I got a letter from the Taliban saying that they owned the market on asses and that as such they would regard anyone else in market as a hostile take over attempt - thus the raid on the farm.
Here is my reply:
Dear sirs:
It is our understanding that you have the market cornered on large asses, so please release our miniature ones as soon as possible. Should you fail to comply withnthis letter we'll be forceed to send in our highly trained miniature donkey retrieval team made up entirely of verticaly challenged professional basketball players. As they have a rather large chip on their shoulder it is in your best interests to comply ASAP.
Bartholemu Smith
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 08, 2001
Posts: 317
Dave the US has deployed its Midget Commando Special Force Team. They will be in the middle east later tonight. God Bless them.
 
I agree. Here's the link: http://aspose.com/file-tools
 
subject: Dave Vick...The search for funding is under way
 
Similar Threads
Invitation to a prediction
Coffee stories....
Quote of the day
JAVA'S FAME...
Our local philosopher turns greenhorn again?