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Raaaaar!!!
Oops wrong forum.
 
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Give me your lunch money


Yeah, like I HAVE any :roll: .
 
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We are all Developers here. We usually dont have any money. Try the Manager's Ranch.
 
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Mark, if I was you, I'd run & hide because we have volunteer policemen out on the Ranch today.
 
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Wheres this managers ranch then? Shambles!
Anyone want to play scissors, rock, stone?
I'll go first, best out of three...
Scissors! Heh!
 
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Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:
Wheres this managers ranch then? Shambles!
Anyone want to play scissors, rock, stone?
I'll go first, best out of three...
Scissors! Heh!


Paper!
DRAT! How could I lose???
 
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Obviously you are lacking in the Scissors, Rock, Stone department my friend.
Hah! I'll take you all on!
Round 2:
Rock!
[ January 17, 2002: Message edited by: Mark Fletcher ]
 
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Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:
Obviously you are lacking in the Scissors, Rock, Stone department my friend.
Hah! I'll take you all on!
Round 2:
Rock!
[ January 17, 2002: Message edited by: Mark Fletcher ]


Scissors!
What do you mean I lost!?!
 
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Shortly after I taught my daughter how to play (she was 6 at the time) we were playing and I had rock, my wife has sciccors and my daughter started wiggling her fingers.
We asked her what she was doing and she said it was water. Water wore down my rock and rusted my wifes scissors so our daughter won. She told us after that that water also makes paper fall apart so she would always win
Dave
 
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You lost Corey, now hand over your lunch money
Dave, your daughter is too clever. Hence I will challenge her to a game of Scissors, rock, stone and jug.
Mark
(At this rate, I dont need a Job as a Java Programmer, I could just hang out here and take your money!)
 
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Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:
[QB]You lost Corey, now hand over your lunch money


Best out of 13?
 
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Corey,
Challenge him again and you go first. :roll:
 
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i have some lunch money...you can't have it....i needs it for crisps and slugs....tasty!!!
 
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Hello Mr Stevens bartender person,
You have a very cunning plan there my friend.... shhh dont tell anyone!
And Miss Penelope; I dont want to know what you spend your money on! I just want the cash!
 
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Originally posted by Paul Stevens:
Corey,
Challenge him again and you go first. :roll:


Okay, Mark, you're on. I challenge you to the holy ritual known as a rock, paper, scissors match! Throw down!
Rock!
Ha! Beat that!
Corey
 
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You are sure to win this one.
 
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Okay,
A very crafty move, I'll have to think this one through...
okay...
Scissors!
I, err wait!
Oh dang...
 
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Originally posted by Paul Stevens:
You are sure to win this one.


Indeed, Paul, you are very wise. I bow to your Jedi-like powers.
Corey
 
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You would have won no matter what he picked. I would have just edited his post had he chose paper.
 
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Originally posted by Paul Stevens:
You would have won no matter what he picked. I would have just edited his post had he chose paper.


Ahhh...Now I see the source of your powers. I wonder if Yoda did the same kind of thing?
 
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Wot?
You mean Yoda was a java certified ranch hand?
[ January 28, 2002: Message edited by: Mark Fletcher ]
 
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Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:
Wot?
You mean Yoda was a java certified ranch hand?
[ January 28, 2002: Message edited by: Mark Fletcher ]


No, silly. Obviously, Yoda was a bartender, like Paul.
Corey
 
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It all makes perfect sense....
The power of swing is strong in this one... kerpooo! kerpooo!
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