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John Chongson
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Joined: Nov 15, 2001
Posts: 7
Thinking about getting my bachelor... A friend of mine told me about this university... Any graduates? Do you recommend it?
Anonymous
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Joined: Nov 22, 2008
Posts: 18944
Yes I recommend this university. Why? Because it's the only one you brought up in MD :roll:
Jamie Robertson
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Joined: Jul 09, 2001
Posts: 1879

Why settle for a Bachelor's Degree when you can buy a Masters or Ph D? I don't know what the university is but I get the email about twice a day saying that you can buy one!

Jamie
Anonymous
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Joined: Nov 22, 2008
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Hey! Pls do let me know which website or who the sender of the email is. I am contemplating of getting a Masters or PhD in this way.
Franz Meyer
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Joined: Jan 31, 2002
Posts: 17
Hm, I like it, but I might get to fat in there!


I definetly hate Java! <img src="smile.gif" border="0">
Sameer Jamal
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Joined: Feb 16, 2001
Posts: 1870
Originally posted by Jamie Robertson:
Why settle for a Bachelor's Degree when you can buy a Masters or Ph D? I don't know what the university is but I get the email about twice a day saying that you can buy one!

Jamie

Yes I was also getting the same mail that "no written exam nothing just call this number and get your degree in three days" ridiculous
Sam Kebab
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Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 104
Finger lickin good?
Jamie Robertson
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Joined: Jul 09, 2001
Posts: 1879

like clockwork, here's that email I receive at least once a day:
_____________________________________________
U N I V E R S I T Y D I P L O M A S
Obtain a prosperous future, money earning power,
and the admiration of all.
Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited
universities based on your present knowledge
and life experience.
No required tests, classes, books, or interviews.
Bachelors, masters, MBA, and doctorate (PhD)
diplomas available in the field of your choice.
No one is turned down.
Confidentiality assured.
CALL NOW to receive your diploma
within days!!!
1 - 9 1 7 - 5 9 1 - 3 0 0 1
Call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including
Sundays and holidays.
________________________________________
"prestigious non-accredited" - isn't that an oxymoron?
Jamie
Art Metzer
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Joined: Oct 31, 2000
Posts: 241
Wizard of Oz: "Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing that you haven't got: a diploma."
Scarecrow: "Joy! Rapture! I've got a brain!"
 
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