-Surfing the JavaRanch in a sunny garden with a cold drink and laptop can't be beat. by Frank Carver(sheriff)
Originally posted by Johnson Chong:
Look, look, look, suppose I marry a china girl, will she need to become the citizen of my home country?
Originally posted by Don Liu:
Johnson Chong: You better swim 1.5k under 25 min., run 10k under 45 min., own a Trek 2200 or better, take Vitamin every day...by the way, where was your mother 10 months after she had that sex?
-Surfing the JavaRanch in a sunny garden with a cold drink and laptop can't be beat. by Frank Carver(sheriff)
Originally posted by Johnson Chong:
I'm no athelete. No Iron Man or Trialthon for me. After carrying me around for 9 months, abstinence, and risking pregnancy depression and undergoing labour pains, I guess she must feel like screwing the innocent fool in the crib till his balls pop out. And all the baby can do is to sleep and wail, sleep and wail.......
Originally posted by <Billy Billy>:
Yeah, [Qb] So they paid $9, totalling $27[Qb]
so need another$3 right? But the $3 is contain in the $27......???If I take out the $3 i have remainder $24...which come from.....???
Originally posted by <Johnson Chong>:
[QB] you are what you eat [QB]
No, not really, my mom is the one who brought me up, it's her who select what baby food I eat, she's always the one who gives me endless speeches, etc.
But perhaps you are right. I don't really care if a bull need to endure castration horror to give me the best beef, neither do I care about how a chicken suffered when its throat is cut so long it don't stand up like a human and scream in horror into my ear. My father says a chinese say anything with its back facing heaven can be eaten. Luckily I'll be free from his influence in another 10-20 yrs time. God please bless me!