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Compaq->IPaq->Iraq: mere coincidence?

Michael Ernest
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Joined: Oct 25, 2000
Posts: 7292

Beware: these wackos are escalating. Remember when they refused to allow UN weapons inspectors on their corporate campus? What about the heavy preponderance of '666' in their internal phone number list? Or their stockpile of Gallium Arsenide gas, known to be toxic to humans?
No more economic sanctions; it's time to go full bore on these freedom-hating wolves in sheep's clothing. What's our plan?
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Joined: Nov 22, 2008
Posts: 18944
Ignore them and hope they go away.
Jim Yingst

Joined: Jan 30, 2000
Posts: 18671
Michael, don't overlook that the vast majority of Compaq products are shipped with some form of MS Windows. Clearly, there is an Axis of Evil here. We must be vigilant in the face of such a dire threat.
Ersin - who's "he"? Michael Capellas? Or based on the AoE theory above, perhaps Bill Gates? Either way you're probably right - they just draw power from from human sacrifice.

"I'm not back." - Bill Harding, Twister
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subject: Compaq->IPaq->Iraq: mere coincidence?
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