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Bad Jokes
Corey McGlone
Ranch Hand
Q: What do you get if you cross a turtle with a porcupine? (Please don't think too hard about how this is done.
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Dave Vick
Ranch Hand
What do you call a hippopotamous that swears a lot?
Jason Menard
Sheriff
Originally posted by Dave Vick:
Why can't they solve any major crimes in West Virginia?
All the DNA is the same and they have no dental records.
Jason's Blog
Anonymous
Ranch Hand
posted Mar 13, 2002 09:07:00
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Two guys are sitting on a park bench when a dog stops in front of them and proceeds to lick himself. One guy looks at the other and says, "I wish I could do that." The other guy responds, "That dog will bite you."
paul wheaton
Trailboss
posted Mar 14, 2002 15:21:00
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The giraffe says "You know, there is nothing worse than a stiff neck." and the hippo responds "You've never had chapped lips, have ya?"
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