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Michael Ernest
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Mary Steenburgen had married Martin Sheen and later Edgar Bergen, we could call her Mary Steenburgen-Sheen-Bergen, right?
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.
If Ida Lupino married Don Ho, then Edgar Allan Poe, then Dennis Day, then John Doe, she'd be Ida Ho-Poe-Day-Doe.
If Courtney Cox had married Stephen Zucker...
Dave Vick
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If a woman named Heidi married Don Ho...
Jim Yingst
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Really, if anyone married Don Ho... :roll:


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Michael Ernest
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David O'Meara
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Originally posted by Jim Yingst:
Really, if anyone married Don Ho... :roll:

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