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Do you have any problem ??

Robby Singh
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Joined: Mar 16, 2002
Posts: 11
solution is with me I have magic lamp .....


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Mark Fletcher
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Joined: Dec 08, 2001
Posts: 897
Ok,
I have this problem see. I have a boss who always asks me to work miracles.
I tell him "Boss, she canna take any more, shes gonna blow", and he says "More warp speed, do something with those dilithium crystals".
You see he just doesnt understand how these dilithium crystals work. I think if he spent more time hitting the books instead of chasing green skinned women, we just might reach some kind of compromise.
Yours,
M Scott (Engineer)


Mark Fletcher - http://www.markfletcher.org/blog
I had some Java certs, but they're too old now...
Jake the Snake
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Joined: Aug 02, 2001
Posts: 109
Originally posted by ersin eser:
just rub it then ...

You mean the lamp, right ?
Robby Singh
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Joined: Mar 16, 2002
Posts: 11
Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:

I have this problem see. I have a boss

Jini says:
Kick ur boss and remove Engineer from ur signature.
rub ???
Please be precise...
I just rubbed my jini's wife hand He is going mad at me
Rowan Brownlee
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Joined: Aug 07, 2000
Posts: 97
Can you do anything about the weather in Sydney? It was as hot as blazes today and will probably be as bad for the next few days.
cheerio
rowan
Robby Singh
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Joined: Mar 16, 2002
Posts: 11
take 2 days Casual leave and be in home with your honey with air condition on MAX.
 
 
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