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Jennifer Sohl
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but bubble wrap underwear. The psychiatrist looks at him an says:
"I can clearly see your nuts!"

Did you hear about the Indian chief who drank gallons of tea?
They found him dead the next morning in his
"Tee Pee"
[ April 18, 2002: Message edited by: Jennifer Sohl ]
Rob Ross

Joined: Jan 07, 2002
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You have small children, don't you?

SCJP 1.4
Jennifer Sohl
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Nope, still just a kid myself!
Younes Essouabni
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A man driving fast on the highway saw a police car following him. He tried to escape, but in vain. The officer said to him, I have almost finished my duty for today, so if you tell me an excuse that I've never heard, I let you go free.
The roadhog:" Last week a police officer had an affair with my wife, since then she is living with him. When I saw a police car trying to catch me up, I thought that he was trying to give me back my wife"
Police officer:" Have a good day, sir!"

By constantly trying one ends up succeeding. Thus: the more one fails the more one has a chance to succeed.
Sameer Jamal
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What is the difference between a blond and a government's policy bond
Well a policy bond matures but blond never mature
David O'Meara

Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 13459

Originally posted by Jennifer Sohl:
...see your nuts!

Hmm, as opposed to 'see you're nuts!'. :roll:
Alright then:
The sign said "Beware, the camel spits", and he was.
(be where the camel spits)
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