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When life becomes meaningless......

 
John Lee
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What is the best way to commit suicide?
 
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Depends on whether your interest is theoretical or practical. If I were you, I would wait for advices of experts - some of MD residents committerd suicide many times, so they can tell you the best way. I am afraid rest of us do not have any "real world" experience with it.
 
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If theoretical views are of any importance for you, here is my preferred way of committing a suicide (for men only). Get drunk and die in bed with a beautiful woman
 
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At least your guys may have suggestion. I saw some people here really need that advice. I tried my best but can't come up with anything.
 
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How about if we keep this particular brand of drivel limited to one or two threads? It will be a lot easier for the rest of us to skip if you don't keep spawning new threads for no reason. (Yes, I'm the one closing some of the other threads.) Thanks...
 
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Did you have a bad weekend or what?
 
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Originally posted by Don Liu:
What is the best way to commit suicide?

Where do you work? what is your position? Who do I send my resume to for that position?
Do I have to be a Speedo certified swimmer?
 
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Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
If theoretical views are of any importance for you, here is my preferred way of committing a suicide (for men only). Get drunk and die in bed with a beautiful woman

Because when she will find you drunk in her bed, she will certainly kill you
Joke.
Strangely, I've been thinking about it since May 5, and still cannot imagine any decent way for a woman to commit a suicide. Men can play their own murder in tragic and romantic gamut, but a woman just look plain stupid. Unless there are some exceptionally painful circumstances... But a woman committing a suicide because "life becomes meaningless"... :roll: Perhaps because a woman is life. Life committing a suicide!
 
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No, I think men committing suicide generally look pretty stupid too. Either gender could perhaps make it look like an accident, which might make them look slightly less stupid, but wouldn't change that they are, in fact, stupid.
Perhaps because a woman is life. Life committing a suicide!
Well, it's generally pretty tough for the dead to do it. :roll: I don't really see the point of this argument.
I am informed by a friend with a master's degree in counseling, that women are more likely than men to attempt suicide, while men are more likely to succeed. Make of this what you will.
 
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Hm... Look like either gender is stupid in his/her own manner. Women because they attempt, and men because they succeed
 
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You're just saying that because we are better at it than women :roll:
 
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When men succeed at suicide, we're likely to believe they had a good reason, and unlikely to question his motives. When women attempt suicide, we're likely to believe they lacked good reason -- probably because they failed -- and so go about the tireless process of questioning their psychological remains.
Only a strict logician like Jim would believe that life and death are synonymous with living and dying.
 
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there seems nothing new.
 
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