aspose file tools*
The moose likes Meaningless Drivel and the fly likes How many Microsoft People does it take? Big Moose Saloon
  Search | Java FAQ | Recent Topics | Flagged Topics | Hot Topics | Zero Replies
Register / Login
JavaRanch » Java Forums » Other » Meaningless Drivel
Bookmark "How many Microsoft People does it take?" Watch "How many Microsoft People does it take?" New topic
Author

How many Microsoft People does it take?

Mark Spritzler
ranger
Sheriff

Joined: Feb 05, 2001
Posts: 17250
    
    6

How many Microsoft People does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just declare darkness, the new standard.
Mark


Perfect World Programming, LLC - Two Laptop Bag - Tube Organizer
How to Ask Questions the Smart Way FAQ
Mark Spritzler
ranger
Sheriff

Joined: Feb 05, 2001
Posts: 17250
    
    6

Overheard in Las Vegas when Microsoft has a conference there.
"I'm sorry Mr. Gates, but this is a ten dollar minimum table"
Mark
Shura Balaganov
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 22, 2002
Posts: 664
OK, about Billy Bob Gates.... check this site, there's a link in the middle, Move #1 is a bit about Billy Bob.
http://www.kimble.org/kims_flashsite.htm
Shura


Any posted remarks that may or may not seem offensive, intrusive or politically incorrect are not truly so.
RusUSA.com - Russian America today - Guide To Russia
R K Singh
Ranch Hand

Joined: Oct 15, 2001
Posts: 5371
Why everyone dont like MS??
Shura Balaganov
Ranch Hand

Joined: Apr 22, 2002
Posts: 664
Us peons don't like world dominators
 
wood burning stoves
 
subject: How many Microsoft People does it take?