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What is this, man.....

Johnson Chong
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Joined: Mar 16, 2001
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I myself am really so disheartened and exhausted about looking a job for myself and JiaPei Jen is asking me if I could help her.
Look, my straight forward advise is this. Don't look for a job anymore. Become a masseurise. Earn the money, then help out a friend who is a sole propiertor of a business whose job you like.
And remember these words if they still works for you "I'll always be with you no matter when; till the end of times" said Jesus.
If not, practise magic or try building a house yourself or try creating another earth. Try cross dressing, anything! Just don't apply for a job no exhausted............One formula for you; since you've got a PhD, go F*** your brains out till you are happy, ok? No offense intended, this is a piece of advise.
[ July 20, 2002: Message edited by: Johnson Chong ]

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Michael Ernest
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Joined: Oct 25, 2000
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With friendly advice like that, who needs enemies?
On first thought I considered putting this in Jobs Discussion, but it's where it should be.
Honestly, Johnson, it's one thing to post whatever nonsense pleases you, but must you really be such an energy drain to have fun?
Shura Balaganov
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Joined: Apr 22, 2002
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Chongson, you should definitely write a book instead. Start with collecting all this brilliantly-nonsencial stuff you've been posting here.

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R K Singh
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There is always light after the dark night
All The Best ...
Learn something from Ant.
SJ Adnams
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Joined: Sep 28, 2001
Posts: 925
just before it goes completly black, it goes very very dark...
Ashok Mash
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Joined: Oct 13, 2000
Posts: 1936
..what's at the end of the tunnel..? Another tunnel!

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Shubhrajit Chatterjee
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AD Infinitum
Originally posted by Ashok Manayangath:
..what's at the end of the tunnel..? Another tunnel!

Randall Twede
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Joined: Oct 21, 2000
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the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train

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