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UFOs invade India!

Nanhesru Ningyake
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Joined: Nov 29, 2000
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Initial reports: http://www.ufoindia.org/news_muhnochwa.htm
Confirmed findings:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow.asp?artid=19397236
Latest news:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow.asp?art_id=19503572


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Anonymous
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Joined: Nov 22, 2008
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Wonder why this "phenomenon" started after the release of the movie Signs , where Bangalore India is the first place on earth to have a official sighting of crop circles ? Coincidence ? Oh one more thing , why are there no scratch marks on the hands ? first thing i would do when something flies into my face is to block it with my palm or something , natural human instinct. Yeah rite UFO's can control your minds too .. Take me to your leader ..
Sameer Jamal
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Joined: Feb 16, 2001
Posts: 1870
They might be looking for Java programmers as they are abundance in India. So Java programmers be careful may be your next job will be in other planet.
Jim Yingst
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Now that's what I call platform independence.


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Paavam Payyan
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Joined: Jun 25, 2002
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Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:
They might be looking for Java programmers as they are abundance in India. So Java programmers be careful may be your next job will be in other planet.

They wont have to look too hard then. Two out of any three they pick at random will be a J2EE expert, and the other is just a 'normal' Java guy!


<i>All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost - <b>Gandalf</b></i>
Anonymous
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Joined: Nov 22, 2008
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The aliens in their cute little UFO's failed to take over the world as they mistakenly picked up a programmer from India who was proficient in C++ and Win32 programming on WinME. This drastic mistake lead to #4hfH55699) error on planet zirgon which shut down all their systems. Bill G saves the world again!
 
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