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Paul Stevens
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Famous Beer Quotes

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to
keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
taken out of me. --Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer. --Plato

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --Catherine
Zandonella

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her. --W.C. Fields

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to
Winston Churchill; Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His
reply

Sir, you're drunk! --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill; Yes, Madam, I am.
But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly. --His
reply

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
--David Daye

Work is the curse of the drinking class. --Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny
Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin
Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it
makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. --David
Moulton

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just
like to pee alot. --Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. --Kaiser
Welhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. --Homer
Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer. --Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
his fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean
Martin

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just
do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson
Anthony Villanueva
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It's horse-piss. --my ex-girlfriend
Anonymous
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Hmmmmm BeeeEEErrrrRRRR..
Beer Goggles
Jason Menard
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Posts: 6450
American beer is like sex in a canoe.... F@%king close to water. -- Some British guy
Shubhrajit Chatterjee
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I'll do some plagiarism ... I'll put it in my web magazine
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[ August 19, 2002: Message edited by: Shubhrajit Chatterjee ]

Shubhrajit
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Originally posted by Paul Stevens:
[QB]Famous Beer Quotes

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa

Football and beer, that's the reason U.S. can never be able to switch to the metric system. - VD
Glen Tanner
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Posts: 147

" rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
gautham kasinath
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Beer, Beer everywhere, not a drop to drink!!


"In the country of the blind, the one eyed man is the King"
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Shawn Meyers
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Posts: 23
B33R, thank god I am drunk, Fridays suck!!
Dan Chisholm
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Originally posted by Paul Stevens:
Famous Beer Quotes
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. --David Moulton

The most amazing thing that I saw in Ireland was the sight of people drinking American Budweiser in a pub that serves Guinness. To me, it just seemed wrong.
I agree that most cheap American beers brewed with rice are indistinguishable from urine when the two are served at the same temperature. Fortunately, American micro-breweries are now brewing some great beers such as Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Full Sail Amber Ale.
Both the Sierra Nevada and Full Sail brewing companies offer a wide range of ales. Both have a porter and Sierra Nevada has a stout.
If you prefer a lager, then try Gordon Biersch.
You can also search on "Micro Brewery" at google.


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Jim Yingst
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Well, I guess I have to confess that I really have no idea what urine tastes like. But I am willing to accept the word of others more experienced than I in this matter.


"I'm not back." - Bill Harding, Twister
Anonymous
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Originally posted by Jim Yingst:
Well, I guess I have to confess that I really have no idea what urine tastes like. But I am willing to accept the word of others more experienced than I in this matter.

Just drink Budweiser warm and you'll get the idea.
Shubhrajit Chatterjee
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One question ...
Who tasted urine and then certified that it tastes like beer
I went to US once .. I drank coors light and liked the taste .. any opinion on that?
Anonymous
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Living near the Coors Brewery, I know for a fact people regularly urinate into the stream Coors uses for their beer.
--The Lone Lurker
Shubhrajit Chatterjee
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Mark Fletcher
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A Beer quote I found on the The Inquirer's Out Of Focus group:
Our motto: "Three bowls only do I mix for the temperate - one to health, the second to love and pleasure and the third to sleep. The fourth bowl belongs not to us but to hybris, the fifth to uproar, the sixth to drunken revels, the seventh to black eyes, the eighth to the policeman and the ninth to vomiting. The tenth belongs to madness and the throwing of furniture."
And in honour of Spinal Tap, we go up to 11...


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