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A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth
move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to
the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
(about 20) what he had to say for himself. The man
replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but
notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said,
"The Double Mint twins are coming" and I
grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had
to smile.
Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly
contain myself.
BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
prevented this accident... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED"
 
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Nice one ... and more plagiarism ... I will put it in my web mag at http://hum-sab.8m.net
 
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A guy walks into a psychologist's office with a duck on his head. The psychologist looks up from his papers and asks, "May I help you?" The duck replies, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my ass?"
 
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The duck joke is great!
 
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