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25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word pants

 
Mike Curwen
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Star Wars is better with pants
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

2. You are unwise to lower your pants.

3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.

7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!

21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.



Ok.... I think we need to add at least 10 or 15 more from The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones.

Anyone?
 
Paul Stevens
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17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
 
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18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
 
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27. Between his pants and your blasting everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here!

28. These aren't the pants you're looking for.
 
Anthony Villanueva
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Luke... use the pants Luke...
 
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26. Someone must have told them about my little maneuveur in my pants.
27. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
- Oh, the pants.
 
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From new hope:

Han: We're losing our pants! Go strap yourself in, I'm going to make the jump to light speed.
 
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SW1:TPM - "Be mindful of the ever-living Pants your Paduwan.."
SW2:AotC - "You don't want to sell me death sticks, go home and rethink your pants..."
 
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Ep2: Don't worry, I can sense everything that goes on in those pants.
 
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Ep4: We're caught in a tracktor beam. They're not going to take me without my pants.
 
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From Empire
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If only you had attached my pants, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position.
From Phantom Menace
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You were right about one thing, Master. The pants were short.
Always two there are; no pants, no less. A Master and an apprentice.
They will never get me into one of those dreadful pants!
And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great interest.
What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your pants around like that?
But I don't need pants to remember you by.
Attack of the Clones
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It was her pants. Don't worry, no harm will come to her.
Obi-Wan: "It's too risky. And your pants aren't that attuned, young apprentice."
Anakin: "And yours are?"
Obi-Wan: "Possibly."
Obi-Wan: "You look tired."
Anakin: "I don't sleep well anymore."
Obi-Wan: "Because of your pants?"
Be mindful of your pants Anakin, they betray you.
It's been my experience that Senators are focused only on pleasing those who fund their campaigns- and they are more than willing to forget the niceties of democracy to get those pants.
Obi-Wan: "If you'd spend as much time working on your saber skills as you do on your wit, you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman."
Anakin: "I thought I already did."
Obi-Wan: "Only in your pants, my very young apprentice."
Obi-Wan: "Here. Next time, try not to lose it. A Jedi's pants is his most precious possession."
Anakin: "Yes, Master."
Obi-Wan: "He must keep it with him at all times."
I will be most grateful for your pants, Master Jedi.
If you follow your pants through to conclusion, they will take us to a place we cannot go... regardless of the way we feel about each other.

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Well, okay, maybe some of these are reaches.
 
Mike Curwen
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ROTFLMAO
Obi-Wan: "If you'd spend as much time working on your saber skills as you do on your wit, you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman."
Anakin: "I thought I already did."
Obi-Wan: "Only in your pants, my very young apprentice."

Oh, that is classic...
 
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More from AotC:
This is my first assignment on my own, I'm scared too. Don't worry, we have our pants with us.
The trade federation has already pledged their pants.
The banking guild will sign your pants.
Around the pants, a perimeter create.
Gather what pants you can, we must get to that hanger.
It is obvious this dual cannot be settled by our knowledge of the force, but with our skills in our pants.
*Rrrr* *click click* pants *grrrlick*
 
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My 2 cents
Empire:
Luke: "I, I don't believe it"
Yoda: "Pants is why you failed"
Han: "You didn't see us in the south corridor, She showed me her true pants for me"
C3PO: "I said it was cold in there, I didn't mean for you to turn on the pants, now it will take days for her clothes to dry" (Something like that)
Return
Luke: "The pants is strong in my family, my father had it, I had it, and my sister had it."
C3PO: "Master Luke, your standing on pants"
Admiral Akbar or someone else there: "General Solo do you have your pants assembled"
continued Han: "Well I have my ground troops, I just need my pants"
Star Wars
operator on Yavin: "Luke you turned your pants off, are you alright?"
Luke: "With the Blah shield down, I can't see my pants"
Han: "It's not wise to beat a wookie"
C3P0: Something to the effect of no one cares about a droid winning
Han: "Yes, but a driod doesn't tear pants off when he loses"
OK so I didn't have the exact words said in the episodes, but you get my pants er drift.
Mark
 
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