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New Worlds funniest joke

Roger Gazdzicki
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G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you."
She calls Tony Blair in and asks, "Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"
Tony Blair replies, "It's me!"
So G.W. calls Dick Cheney and says, "Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"
And Cheney says, "Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to you."
So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, "Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"
And Colin Powell says, "It's me!"
So Cheney calls Bush and says, "It's Colin Powell."
And Bush says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


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Jason Menard
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Joined: Nov 09, 2000
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This was so funny the first time that it needed to be reposted in its own thread?
Roger Gazdzicki
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I just figured I would post for the sake of those who don't read all the old stuff
Sorry to those who did not appreciate that.
John McAlroy
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Joined: Oct 09, 2002
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That's ok, Roger. Since I joined JR only today, I did not read that post.
William Barnes
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Joined: Mar 16, 2001
Posts: 986

Repost appreciated.


Please ignore post, I have no idea what I am talking about.
Paul Stevens
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The first time I saw this it was Clinton and Gore. I am sure that different names where used before that even.
Roger Gazdzicki
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When I saw it I could not stop laughing.
 
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