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Thomas Paul
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http://www.googlism.com/
Put in your name, a place, your favorite website and...
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[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Thomas Paul ]

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I always wondered what I was:
thomas is a thomas the tank engine train store
thomas is a well established independent firm of uk
thomas is new ceo
thomas is 'perfect case
thomas is moving
thomas is dougie franklin
thomas is on his way
thomas is now government plaza
thomas is jordan
thomas is a real
thomas is buried
thomas is my class brother'
thomas is one of davis area's most respected dental
thomas is coming on strong
thomas is misunderstood in verse john 20
thomas is best
thomas is on the bus
thomas is so '90s
thomas is a punter of screenarts
thomas is quick to make an impact
thomas is sick
thomas is happening
thomas is "a kid in king arthur's court"
thomas is unlikely hero against temple
thomas is coming back
thomas is making the most of her chance
thomas is coming home
thomas is free
thomas is having fun playing hockey
thomas is that man
thomas is my hero
thomas is crazy about tech
thomas is eligible
thomas is a man
thomas is a yellow
thomas is a real estate agent in
thomas is speaking tonight
thomas is totally yours
thomas is aah hospital pharmacy technician of the
thomas is chased down by
thomas is largely
thomas is on tour in many new locations
thomas is a well established independent firm of uk estate agents
thomas is a popular star
thomas is bolder
thomas is new ceo ? leading and learning by building communities ? video conferencing facility shrinks
thomas is top rookie on offense
thomas is not alone
thomas is wrong detective steven thomas has openly accused jonbenet's mother
thomas is a sellout
thomas is on his way tv?s popular tank engine heading to spencer shops
thomas is named to new posts in woodbridge hall effective sept
thomas is the world's biggest baby
thomas is renovated and occupied
thomas is a realtor in beckley
thomas is buried rs thomas was a defender of welsh culture senior clergy in the church of wales have
thomas is a collection of sayings attributed to jesus of nazareth
thomas is fully aware of his condition
thomas is coming on strong senior has 11 points and eight rebounds against hoosiers dale g
thomas is present
thomas is so '90s helen thomas is so '90s
thomas is a free agent
thomas is smothered by colorado state wide receiver joey cuppari after thomas intercepted a pass in the first half of their
thomas is congratulated by coach john robinson after thomas threw a 57
thomas is dead
thomas is quick to make an impact charles randall
thomas is a collection of traditional sayings
thomas is a lucky bastard
thomas is making the most of her chance to play tennis at mu
thomas is incorrigible
thomas is "wrong"
thomas is the former executive producer and creator of the abc television series "cupid
thomas is a fourth class city operating under a mayor/council form of government
thomas is so tight
thomas is good
thomas is born
thomas is on the far right
thomas is free his resistance to forced electroshock inspired hundreds to speak out this morning
thomas is having fun playing hockey by mike hayakawa
thomas is a pure sayings gospel; that is
thomas is indicative of the civil rights movement's victory in the struggle for equal oppportunity
thomas is back by mauricio minotta
thomas is crazy about tech by lee barney staff reporter 02/15/2002 07
thomas is eligible; richard bluette transfers to verbum dei
thomas is a real estate agent in beckley
thomas is switching to west
thomas is conservative? when did st
thomas is the third generation of his family to follow an artistic career
thomas is a wonderful magician with both sleight
thomas is a spectacular island to create the memories of a lifetime
thomas is a film about two children linked by a bond closer than friendship and stronger than family ties
thomas is an incredible musician
thomas is the one who is least generally known
thomas is aah hospital pharmacy technician of the year
thomas is the most important text relevant to gospel scholarship discovered in the 20th c
thomas is the capital of the us virgin islands
thomas is chased down by everton's gary naysmith
thomas is the most cosmopolitan of the the four populated virgin islands
thomas is married and has two sons
thomas is co
thomas is the only conservative candidate for attorney general
[ November 08, 2002: Message edited by: Thomas Paul ]
[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Thomas Paul ]
Thomas Paul
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My favorite:
thomas paul is an avatar of maharishi thamassananda yogi
R K Singh
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thomas is "wrong"
[ November 13, 2002: Message edited by: Ravish Kumar ]

"Thanks to Indian media who has over the period of time swiped out intellectual taste from mass Indian population." - Chetan Parekh
Thomas Paul
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ravish is to transport with emotion
ravish is able to escape
ravish is stunned
ravish is to seize and carry off by force
ravish is a disciplined student and a good sportsman
ravish is not pretty
ravish is to abduct
ravish is not fulfilled by tinder its still death in the destruction syndrome warm as you bark
ravish is not punished as a rape
ravish is a sexual comment
ravish is not only one of our respected elders but also an incredible tunesmith and singer
ravish is to make love to the point of transcendence
ravish is involved full time with myaxys and exploring applications of new technologies
ravish is obvious body juices
ravish is saying in this topic
ravish is acting stupidly
ravish is a very unique and distinguishable fragrance and because of that i prefer to wear ravish on special occasions
ravish is a synonym
ravish is looking for a female 2nd guitarist and bassist
ravish is very good
[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Thomas Paul ]
Thomas Paul
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The only entries for Paul Wheaton:
paul wheaton is absolutely right
paul wheaton is the one and only trailboss
The only entry for Jim Yingst:
jim yingst is very mean to certian select people here
[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Thomas Paul ]
Thomas Paul
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map is produced
map is an island
map is no longer at this location
map is the territory
map is not the teritory
map is equal
map is a fake
map is designed to help you
map is rated in the top 5%
map is on its way easy
map is the territory article
map is among most detailed to date
map is a rough detail of basic wireless coverage in colorado
map is the guide for your surfing
map is not to scale to boulder
map is ready
map is slow to come up
map is a geographical profile that shows where poverty
map is a directory with links to over
map is 20th century's design icon
map is the software application designed for computer aided
map is loading
map is class of 2000 gift
map is 98% complete
map is a website developed by telekom publications sdn
map is the sub in battle field 1942?
map is being developed by
map is a guide to buying and selling online
map is a three
map is under construction
map is not always effective
map is being offered to you by
map is published by
map is provided to help you
map is lord
map is sold
map is projected in the mercator projection and i want to
map is attached
map is for viewing purposes only
map is always gray
map is available through the vga or at area
map is the primary specification for global spatial data
map is available as alpha code for
map is not to scale
map is a triumph in the war on malaria
map is held in the beinecke rare book and manuscript library of yale university
map is 500m
map is pro
map is a representation of the earth
map is hard to find
map is no more
map is not the teritory hello sir
map is this
map is a database of many of the packages that have been written for
map is not shown
map is the territory a systemic trip through the lenses of autopoiesis originally appeared in anchor point magazine by kristine hallbom
map is the medium for fly
map is here
map is designed to help you determine the location of buildings
map is created
map is made for wider navigation of this site
map is coming in the meantime go back to
map is among most detailed to date study of icelandic familes may simplify hunt for genes that play roles to human diseases
map is available
map is ready to go unless you break it
map is learning to show the way
map is delivered via the satellite system to our hurrwarn
map is a software application designed for a computer aided field data collection
map is usually printed on top of a regular map
map is called a topographic map
map is a website developed by telekom publications sdn bhd
map is only one of several anomalous maps drawn in the 15th century and earlier which appear to represent better information about the shape of
map is being developed jointly by
map is four colorable
map is very interesting and detailed
map is published by the maine department of transportation
map is a chart or a guide to a location
map is projected and i export it in units of feet
map is not the territory" to indicate that we should not confuse the "map" of reality that we carry around in our heads with reality itself
map is necessary
map is available through the vga or at area proshops
map is to show not only actual spammers' relationships
map is expressed as the number one
map is available as alpha code for experimentation
Thomas Paul
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michael ernest is chief technical engineer for synergistic computer solutions in belmont
michael ernest is certainly very cool
michael ernest is busy with catching name policy violators in his forum
michael ernest is founder of inkling research
michael ernest is a sun
michael ernest is a good start
michael ernest is a great instructor
Michael Ernest
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Joined: Oct 25, 2000
Posts: 7292

leona helmsley is biased
leona helmsley is so indelibly
leona helmsley is rehabilitated
leona helmsley is apparently having trouble selling her 20
leona helmsley is the best
leona helmsley is an honest trader of values
leona helmsley is the owner of a new york hotel who was a terrible person to work for
leona helmsley is foreign relations
leona helmsley is found guilty of
leona helmsley is to have once said
leona helmsley is dating again
leona helmsley is the typical new yorker
leona helmsley is dating an eye doctor half her age
leona helmsley is nor do i care
leona helmsley is biased ny post 6/5/2001 by dareh gregorian
leona helmsley is fucking joan of arc
leona helmsley is charged with tax evasion
leona helmsley is 82
leona helmsley is rehabilitated 29
leona helmsley is born
leona helmsley is "one hot babe"
leona helmsley is "the collector"
leona helmsley is sentenced to prison
leona helmsley is not the only one who believes in plenty of big fluffy towels and terry robes
leona helmsley is sentenced to 4 years in prison for tax evasion
leona helmsley is single
leona helmsley is a rich little person
leona helmsley is rehabilitated ===== 10
leona helmsley is an old
leona helmsley is the irs commissioner
leona helmsley is rehabilitated" as
leona helmsley is too ill to go to federal prison for income tax evasion because she probably has "substantial coronary disease
leona helmsley is a selfish scumbag
leona helmsley is another victim
leona helmsley is on vacation too
leona helmsley is being sued by her former
leona helmsley is thinking of selling billions of dollars' worth of real estate that her husband
acquired over the decades
leona helmsley is the answer to the question
leona helmsley is rehabilitated 10
leona helmsley is eager to sponsor something
leona helmsley is supposed to have told one of her minions
leona helmsley is sentenced
Jessica Sant
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so... I was a little sad, that there was nothing for Jessica Sant... However, I get to take all the credit for Corey's showing up:
Googlism for: corey mcglone
corey mcglone is my hero

David Weitzman
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Originally posted by Thomas Paul:

michael ernest is certainly very cool

I remember that.
These all suck:
david weitzman is working with jackie rogers to develop the rule
david weitzman is disciplined in graphic arts and childrens fiction and nonfiction writing
david weitzman is an interesting man
david weitzman is about the birth of the model t
There's only one item for Jason Menard:
jason menard is an idiot
Hmmmm...
David O'Meara
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Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 13459

javaranch is one of my fabourite java sites

My feelings exactly
Mike Curwen
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Posts: 3695

mike curwen is a genius of some sort

Well, it's comforting to know there's at least two of us in the world.
Corey McGlone
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Posts: 3271
Originally posted by Jessica Sant:
so... I was a little sad, that there was nothing for Jessica Sant... However, I get to take all the credit for Corey's showing up:
Googlism for: corey mcglone
corey mcglone is my hero


*blush*


SCJP Tipline, etc.
Paul Stevens
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Posts: 2823
paul stevens is behind it
paul stevens is here to interpret the rulebook and adjudicate all your problems
paul stevens is seriously considering retirement (I wish)
paul stevens is a good example
paul stevens is australia's best known career counseling guru
paul stevens is president (I'm in charge now)
Michael Ernest
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Joined: Oct 25, 2000
Posts: 7292

Originally posted by David Weitzman:

There's only one item for Jason Menard:
jason menard is an idiot
Hmmmm...

Oooh, that's just not fair. I bet that comes from Map's old tagline: "Heck I do not think Jason Menard is an idiot, he is just stubborn."
Another excellent reason why we should avoid the negative form. Ouch. And of course by "ouch" I mean LOL.
Mark Fletcher
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These are the three for "Mark Fletcher" that made me laugh:
mark fletcher is trapped and he has a hunch that jane taylor will turn up at the hotel
mark fletcher is the most closeted of gay men
mark fletcher is cutting into the skin just below the patella
Who the heck is Jane Taylor?!?


Mark Fletcher - http://www.markfletcher.org/blog
I had some Java certs, but they're too old now...
Michael Ernest
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Posts: 7292

Duh...
jane taylor is at emory this fall as part of the center for public scholarship's 1998
jane taylor is one of the first queens of picture smocking starting her design company in the early 1980's with over 120 picture smocking and geometric
jane taylor is responsible for everything and everyone in the college
jane taylor is appointed principal of collingwood college from 10 september
jane taylor is an associate professor at the school of social work
jane taylor is known for her contemporary bezel settings
jane taylor is listed twice on the taylor page
jane taylor is on the next line
jane taylor is a cancer survivor who sees her harp playing at inova fairfax hospital twice a week as her way to give back
jane taylor is a second grade teacher at bataan elementary school
jane taylor is working in shanghai for three months with an english
jane taylor is a handwriting consultant
jane taylor is an academic in the department of english
jane taylor is president of the national league for nursing education
jane taylor is named associate dean
jane taylor is available in the secretary's office
jane taylor is printed as #30
jane taylor is buried at turkey creek baptist church in ware shoals
jane taylor is married to the artist leslie worth
jane taylor is to be found in
jane taylor is printed as #3582
jane taylor is printed as #1647
jane taylor is a distinguished horticultural writer
jane taylor is the innovative designer of the chubby bezel
jane taylor is a south african who has worked for two decades in cultural practice and cultural critique
jane taylor is help
jane taylor is the first user
jane taylor is also a writer
jane taylor is first member of church to be accepted for training for women�s ministry
jane taylor is a natural singer songwriter
jane taylor is senior coordinator for bristol community education service
jane taylor is #641
jane taylor is #2900
jane taylor is buried there she died 1962 march
jane taylor is away and rebecca beattie is teaching room 11
jane taylor is exporting beer to paris
jane taylor is
jane taylor is an excellent example of a lyric poem written solely as a description of a beautiful part of nature
jane taylor is a freelance writer located in the midwest
jane taylor is a freelance writer based in the midwest
jane taylor is #9202
jane taylor is a trainee librarian at the bodleian library
jane taylor is #5187
jane taylor is #937
jane taylor is a community artist working with recycling fabrics using sewing
jane taylor is cute
jane taylor is an associate professor in the school of kinesiology and an adjunct professor in the faculty of edu
jane taylor is on a mission for a friend
jane taylor is #123
jane taylor is #14570
jane taylor is the author of ubu and the truth commission
jane taylor is encouraging as many people as possible to come along to the event to "support
this local initiative and discover first hand
Jason Menard
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Joined: Nov 09, 2000
Posts: 6450
Hmmm.... It seems Mr. Googlism disagrees with Map's assessment. LOL.
However, just lookin gup my last name:
menard is trying to deal with the island's epidemic of zombies as best he can
menard is the absolute greatest thing since sliced bread
menard is a professional you can trust by viewing the member profile below
menard is distorting what happened
menard is on the right
menard is a doctoral student in crime
menard is lying
menard is an evangelist for improving the software development process
menard is nicknamed the "cajun hank williams" because of his deep nasal inflections similar to that of hank williams sr
menard is putting his adventures in writing
menard is about to stir things up in pine valley
But contradicting itself, Googlism also tells me that:
jason is not stupid
Although it also says:
jason is a buttmuffin
jason is hostile
jason is a sick bastard
jason is so happy and insane
jason is hard to understand
jason is propelled by seven dc electric thrusters that provide about 300 newtons
jason is connected to medea by a neutrally buoyant cable 15 mm
jason is an "all american" clean cut kid who happens to be a virgin
jason is being abused and is causing problems for all concerned
jason is an accurate psychic and medium
Thomas Paul
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java is not javascript
java is alive and well on the mac
java is essential to the software ecosystem
java is a brand
java is cool
java is fast
java is slow
and at the same time!
java is another solution
java is used most in windows
java is a crock
java is not my favorite programming language
java is gaining momentum
java is dead
java is penetrating all aspects of industry and new products
java is easy perl is not
java is type safe
java is ready for prime time
java is steaming hot at vanderbilt
java is the real thing
java is now integrated with cocobase enterprise o/r
java is picking up steam
java is alive and well
java is c++ except
java is best on windows
java is doomed
java is missing everything that makes programming fun I wonder what makes programming fun???
java is superior to visual basic
java is the key
java is that you
java is required?
java is fun
java is here to stay
java is a language for writing web pages; it's like html and vrml Exactly like HTML!
java is essential to the software ecosystem by clay shirky
java is included on mac os x? a
java is object oriented
java is not a hairball My cat told me otherwise.
java is hot
java is high performance
java is living up to its promises source
java is the language of the future
java is the answer
java is clearly making its presence known
java is dying
java is hot enough to burn bill gates
java is taking us in the wrong direction
java is a programming language expressly designed for use in the distributed environment of the internet
java is the glue that ties together the company's disparate information systems
java is returning to the desktop
java is simple
java is a platform
java is the new cobol Sounds like an insult to me.
java is called personal profile
java is penetrating all aspects of industry and new products san francisco
java is elegant
java is type safe probably
java is ready for prime time december 9 I can't wait until December 9th
java is also the name of the most populous island in indonesia
java is bigger issue than just code
java is not suitable for object
java is going supernova thanks to its creator's gravitational pull Has Gosling been putting on weight???
java is the real thing
java is supported? currently
java is not the only applet language
java is enabled with navigator
java is the #1 environment for multiple
java is alive and well sign up for certification news
java is not a done deal
java is just like c++ except
java is for life ? not just christmas I think that's the official Java slogan
java is not working anymore
java is about applets
java is a poor choice for a first programming language
java is that you should almost never use it
java is not going to fade away
java is a great tool for doing all sorts of complex web application work
Thomas Paul
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Originally posted by Jason Menard:
jason is a buttmuffin
I don't even want to know!
R K Singh
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Posts: 5370
rob ross is 30 years old and has been volunteering with the ottawa
rob ross is not one of those comics
rob ross is small practices director at saica
rob ross is saica�s small practices director
rob ross is currently an independent consultant involved in developing digital media asset applications in java for the entertainment industry
rob ross is ready to begin his ministry with us
rob ross is the program director
rob ross is a writer
rob ross is credited on the following cds
rob ross is associated with cfsi
rob ross is clearly talking about an environment where 'quirkiness' is seen as a derisive
rob ross is another survivor of the long
Thomas Paul
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Originally posted by David Weitzman:
These all suck:

Weitzman by itself had a bunvh of interesting ones but this is my favorite:
weitzman is famous for his gorgeous dress pumps with their jewelled heels
Opens up a whole new view of Mr. Weitzam.
Mark Fletcher
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Posts: 897
Originally posted by Thomas Paul:

Weitzman by itself had a bunvh of interesting ones but this is my favorite:
weitzman is famous for his gorgeous dress pumps with their jewelled heels
Opens up a whole new view of Mr. Weitzam.

Times must be really hard when Java programmers turn to performing in drag just to make an honest living
Jason Menard
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Posts: 6450
Found one entry for Johnson Chong:
johnson chong is most probably thomas paul but it could be mapraputa or some bartender or sheriff
Hmm, that doesn't help and in fact only deepens the mystery. Well, Chong usually signed his posting (anonymous or otherwise) as JC...
jc is the hottest man alive
jc is retarded
jc is afraid to "mingle"
jc is here to help
jc is the best
jc is a little bit confused
jc is the ceo of joystick nation inc (is that some kind of a euphamism?)
jc is thinking of fellating the symbol
jc is here to stay
jc is pretty paranoid
jc is only one step ahead of becoming a statistic
jc is looking for a loving home
jc is so light you think he might float away
As for Chongism:
chongism is gaining immense popularity
[ November 13, 2002: Message edited by: Jason Menard ]
Thomas Paul
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Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:
Who the heck is Jane Taylor?!?

http://bbccasualty.tripod.com/s15ep22.htm
You can always do a regular google search on the result to find out where the hell these things came from.
Mark Fletcher
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I think... I think I may have seen the beginning of that episode as well; thanks!
And here was me thinking it a was a line from some cheap slasher production
Oh wait, thats exactly what "Casualty" is!
Mark
PS Who here likes "Scrubs"? Ooh, me! me!
Thomas Paul
mister krabs
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Originally posted by Michael Ernest:
Ouch. And of course by "ouch" I mean LOL.
That would make a great signature!
Thomas Paul
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Originally posted by Michael Ernest:
Duh...
jane taylor is printed as #30
jane taylor is printed as #3582
jane taylor is printed as #1647
jane taylor is #641
jane taylor is #2900
jane taylor is #9202
jane taylor is #5187
jane taylor is #937
jane taylor is #123
jane taylor is #14570

Hmmm... I wonder if Jane Taylor was in that show, "The prisoner".
I am not a number!!!
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All th more, all these make me don't dare to name my favourite trail boss, bartenders, sheriffs, ranchhands, greenhorns. Cause I might left out some.
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Randall is my most favourite bartender.......
 
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