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Johnson Chong for Mapper/Sheriff

 
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At least he is not a wife-beater.
 
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Seems Michael E. has his very own stalker. Mr Stalker sir, I notice you are posting anonymously. Are you doing this because you don't want your stalkee to know who you are and which account you normally post under?
 
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His sense of humor seems one-dimensional. If that were my problem I'd want to hide it too.
A lame joke is its own punishment. I say we should pray for the guy's soul.
 
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Originally posted by Michael Ernest:
His sense of humor ...

I think you're being overly generous there Michael
 
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Well, I'm sure Johnson Chong would feel so very honoured to be. Anyway I often wonder how long does it takes a empty 1.5L coke bottle to be returned to the green earth? I mean, how long does it takes the moment you throw the bottle away to the time it gets incinerated? When you flush away toiletries, how long does it takes for he trash to get flushed away to the waste treatment plant to be converted back to bio-degradable substances again?
 
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Are you sure you are Brightney Spears? If yes, then we, the Florada voters, will vote you to be the Mapper/Sheriff. I am sure all your guys know Java about the same.

Originally posted by <Brightney Spears>:
Well, I'm sure Johnson Chong would feel so very honoured to be. Anyway I often wonder how long does it takes a empty 1.5L coke bottle to be returned to the green earth? I mean, how long does it takes the moment you throw the bottle away to the time it gets incinerated? When you flush away toiletries, how long does it takes for he trash to get flushed away to the waste treatment plant to be converted back to bio-degradable substances again?
 
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You may say we do not know how to vote, but we decided who becomes US president. :roll:
 
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If I were Johnson, I'd put this thread on a plugue. Then I would take it out and look at it once a while during my old age.
 
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whats the connection between me and wife beater ???
 
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Originally posted by <Florida Voter>:
You may say we do not know how to vote, but we decided who becomes US president. :roll:

Perfectly true, you don't know how to vote
 
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Originally posted by Ravish Kumar:
whats the connection between me and wife beater ???

What is the difference between a runner and jogger?
Well, you need to register yourself for a run.
 
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Originally posted by Younes Essouabni:

Perfectly true, you don't know how to vote

No need to recount, we support the war against Iraq.
 
It is sorta covered in the JavaRanch Style Guide.
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