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Nanhesru Ningyake
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Joined: Nov 29, 2000
Posts: 452
Let's abuse Google while it's possible (it's rumored that Google is forcing sites like this to shut down).
http://www.googlefight.com
Ok, let's try:
javaranch vs. jchq: The winner is javaranch! 121,000 to 989.
How about:
paul wheaton vs. marcus green: The winner is marcus green! 526,000 to 154,000
[ November 22, 2002: Message edited by: Nanhesru Ningyake ]

Pourquoi voulez-vous mon nom?
Cindy Glass
"The Hood"
Sheriff

Joined: Sep 29, 2000
Posts: 8521
Michael Ernest ( 810 000 results) versus Cindy Glass ( 193 000 results)


"JavaRanch, where the deer and the Certified play" - David O'Meara
Cindy Glass
"The Hood"
Sheriff

Joined: Sep 29, 2000
Posts: 8521
Java (33 300 000 results) versus C# (1 630 000 results) The winner is: Java
John Wetherbie
Rancher

Joined: Apr 05, 2000
Posts: 1449
Less Filling (1 530 000) beats Tastes Great (844 000)! Who would have thought it?


The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen all at once.
- Buckaroo Banzai
Jason Menard
Sheriff

Joined: Nov 09, 2000
Posts: 6450
"Republican" (2 980 000) versus "Democrat" (1 540 000). The Republicans win in a landslide.
"Jason Menard" (14 100) versus "the law" (57 300 000). Now I can honestly say that "I fought the law and the law won."
Anonymous
Ranch Hand

Joined: Nov 22, 2008
Posts: 18944
i
(815 000 000 results)
versus
you
(627 000 000 results)
i won!
Hema Menon
Ranch Hand

Joined: Oct 29, 2000
Posts: 569
MARS Vs VENUS (9520 000 to 3400 000)
Winner MARS!
Anonymous
Ranch Hand

Joined: Nov 22, 2008
Posts: 18944
george w. bush
(1 750 000 results)
versus
al gore
( 952 000 results)
Now it makes sense.
Matthew Phillips
Ranch Hand

Joined: Mar 09, 2001
Posts: 2676
freedom
(13 000 000 results)
versus
tyranny
(542 000 results)


Matthew Phillips
Gail Mikels
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 07, 2001
Posts: 634
women(73 200 000 results)
versus
men (8 400 000 results)
-or-
innies( 11 900 results)
versus
outies( 1 690 results)

[ November 22, 2002: Message edited by: Elaine Micheals ]
[ November 22, 2002: Message edited by: Elaine Micheals ]

Gail Mikels
Vin Kris
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jun 17, 2002
Posts: 154
Bill Clinton (1 950 000 results)
versus
Monica Lewinsky ( 190 000 results)

Monica - you've lost it baby. :roll:
Scott Duffy
Author
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 23, 2002
Posts: 58
"united states" (5,880,000)
vs.
"iraq" (5,170,000)
Very close match... you'd think the U.S. would win hands down...

"George Bush Jr." (436,000)
vs.
"Saddam Hussein" (477,000)

I will leave it to the reader to interpret the results.
[ November 22, 2002: Message edited by: Scott Duffy ]

Scott Duffy<br />:: MCSD, SCJP, IBMXML<br />:: Author of <a href="http://www.xguru.com/tutorial/cat_index.asp?cat=5" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">IBM XML Certification Guide</a><br />:: Author of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0072228873" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">How to Do Everything in JavaScript</a>, Osborne Press
Michael Ernest
High Plains Drifter
Sheriff

Joined: Oct 25, 2000
Posts: 7292

on top: 131 000 000
on bottom: 15 300 00


Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen.
- Robert Bresson
Michael Ernest
High Plains Drifter
Sheriff

Joined: Oct 25, 2000
Posts: 7292

Ralph Macchio (13 100) vs. Scott Baio (10 800)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (212 000) vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt (233 000) -- upset!
rock (25 500 000) vs. hard place (5 180 000)
solve the puzzle (299 000) vs. another spin (1 270 000)
irresistible force (135 000) vs. immovable object (42 000)
smoking crack (319 000) vs. going to church (2 240 000) -- unless you watch Fox News, of course
shit (3 720 000) or go blind (1 780 000)? Now you know
work to live (5 300 000) vs. live to work (5 260 000)
Eeyore (98 400) vs Clubber Lang (3 070) -- but who would pay to see it?
Mr. T (5 080 000) vs. Mr. Coffee (1 000 000)
shower then shave (95 800) vs. shave then shower (95 900) -- ha! KNEW it!
keep doing this (4 876 000) vs. go home (7 390 000) -- couldn't agree more.
Michael Ernest
High Plains Drifter
Sheriff

Joined: Oct 25, 2000
Posts: 7292

Ok, just one more, honest:
Mariah Carey (993 000) vs. Drew Carey (309 000) -- size apparently doesn't matter.
Vin Kris
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jun 17, 2002
Posts: 154
superman ( 493 000 results) versus superwoman ( 30 500 results)
The winner is: superman -- yeah

superman ( 493 000 results) versus amazon woman (1 420 000 results)
The winner is: amazon woman -- tch tch tch, superman has super-emotions.

I think this is a message...a sign
boyfriend (2 820 000 results) versus girlfriend (3 720 000 results)
The winner is: girlfriend

husband (10 900 000 results) versus wife (4 690 000 results)
The winner is: husband
I don't believe this.
Matthew Phillips
Ranch Hand

Joined: Mar 09, 2001
Posts: 2676
Batman
(1 830 000 results)
versus
Robin
(6 660 000 results)
I didn't expect that one.
Matthew Phillips
Ranch Hand

Joined: Mar 09, 2001
Posts: 2676
Lone Ranger
( 157 000 results)
versus
Tanto
(8 680 000 results)
The side-kick wins again.
Thomas Paul
mister krabs
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 05, 2000
Posts: 13974
Originally posted by Matthew Phillips:
Lone Ranger
( 157 000 results)
versus
Tanto
(8 680 000 results)
The side-kick wins again.

"Tonto" is spelled with an "o"!
lone ranger( 156 000 results) versus tonto ( 216 000 results)
Tonto still wins!


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Thomas Paul
mister krabs
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 05, 2000
Posts: 13974
sitting bull( 455 000 results) versus custer ( 499 000 results).
grant (16 600 000 results) versus lee (20 800 000 results).
The losers win!

sex (202 000 000 results) versus sleep (12 400 000 results)
Good night!
R K Singh
Ranch Hand

Joined: Oct 15, 2001
Posts: 5371
wife (23 900 000 results) versus girl friend(3 700 000 results)
winner is wife


"Thanks to Indian media who has over the period of time swiped out intellectual taste from mass Indian population." - Chetan Parekh
David Weitzman
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jul 27, 2001
Posts: 1365
Coke (1 490 000 results) versus Pepsi
(986 000 results). The better drink wins.
dogs (9 190 000 results) versus cats (6 640 000 results). Again, the better animal wins.
jackie chan (572 000 results) versus bruce lee
(2 080 000 results). I wasn't expecting that result.
blue (39 700 000 results) versus red (51 200 000 results)
My Dad (2 840 000 results) versus Your Dad (2 550 000 results). My Dad can beat up your Dad!
Nanhesru Ningyake
Ranch Hand

Joined: Nov 29, 2000
Posts: 452
Originally posted by David Weitzman:
jackie chan (572 000 results) versus bruce lee
(2 080 000 results). I wasn't expecting that result.

But "jackie chan" (513 000 results) beats "bruce lee" (479 000 results)
hot (36 800 000 results) vs. cold (12 500 000 results) - it's cool to be hot
[ November 23, 2002: Message edited by: Nanhesru Ningyake ]
Thomas Paul
mister krabs
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 05, 2000
Posts: 13974
segway( 108 000 results) versus walking (10 600 000 results) - At $4,000 I'm not surprised.
sponge bob ( 87 400 results) versus patrick star (1 400 000 results) - Patrick!!! - I like sponge bob!
kiss (9 860 000 results) versus hug (1 720 000 results) - Kiss - Kiss me!
think (69 800 000 results) versus feel (38 100 000 results) - think - That's a surprise!
Hillary (1 210 000 results) versus Bill (32 100 000 results) - Bill - No surpise there!
Thomas Paul (3 910 000 results) versus The World (153 000 000 results) - No question about that one!
Axel Janssen
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jan 08, 2001
Posts: 2164
taurus (1 160 000 results) versus scorpio ( 783 000 results). I knew its better.
Axel Janssen ( 12 500 results) versus Plain Evil 858 000 results)
Bayern M´┐Żnchen( 668 000 results) versus Borussia M´┐Żnchengladbach ( 68 800 results)
drinking (6 920 000 results) versus dancing(6090 000 results) narrow race
America (44 300 000 results)
Europe (38 100 000 results)
Australia (31 000 000 results)
Asia (24 200 000 results)
Africa (22 400 000 results)
Antarctis ( 1 130 results)
Australia performs very good. Asia weak.
North (61 300 000 results) versus South (62 000 000 results)
certification (8 960 000 results) versus real world experience (4 310 000 results)
Sun (47 700 000 results) versus IBM (23 500 000 results)
Sun (47 700 000 results) versus Microsoft (40 600 000 results)
[ November 23, 2002: Message edited by: Axel Janssen ]
Meadowlark Bradsher
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jan 23, 2001
Posts: 109
man (101 000 000 results) versus himself (18 700 000 results)
man (101 000 000 results) versus machine (27 500 000 results)
man (101 000 000 results) versus nature (33 300 000 results)
man (101 000 000 results) versus woman (38 600 000 results)
man (101 000 000 results) versus computer (78 900 000 results)
man (101 000 000 results) versus sex (249 000 000 results)
Strangely true...


Meadowlark Bradsher
SCJ2P, IBM XML V1, Series 7/63
Meadowlark Bradsher
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jan 23, 2001
Posts: 109
Originally posted by Meadowlark Bradsher:
man (101 000 000 results) versus himself (18 700 000 results) winner
man (101 000 000 results) versus machine (27 500 000 results) winner
man (101 000 000 results) versus nature (33 300 000 results) winner
man (101 000 000 results) versus woman (38 600 000 results) winner
man (101 000 000 results) versus computer (78 900 000 results) winner
man (101 000 000 results) versus sex (249 000 000 results) hmmm..
Strangely true...
 
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