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I went to the store the other day and was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a "pencil-necked Nazi".

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!

So I called him a piece of "horse s***".

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
 
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