Originally posted by Michael Ernest:
I'd be interested to hear an anti-American joke, if anybody knows one.
I guy goes into a brain surgeon ans says "I'd like to be an American, can you remove 25% of my brain please?"
The surgeon thinks it a strange request but agrees to go ahead with the surgery.
As the man is coming out of sedation, he sees the surgeon and a nurse standing over him with worried expressions.
"There's been a terrible mistake" says the surgeon. "Instead of removing 25% of your brain, we only left 25% of your brain."
The man looks up at the doctor and says "She'll be right mate."
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Oh it was meant to be anti-american?
Can I claim a glancing blow?