So... we're about 12 inches into what is supposed to be a 20 - 25 inch snow storm. I found a mention of this ad on eBay, and seeing as though I KNOW you all love MINI's as much as I do, I knew you'd like it, too.
2002 Mini : Cooper 2 doors Snowplow
Unique Mini with 8 foot Snowplow!!!
Vehicle Description
This is a one-of-a-kind vehichle. A 2002 Mini Cooper with an eight-foot wide Western power snowplow attached to the frame. Gets 25 MPG even while plowing snow! Why drive around in a massive, gas-guzzling F350 year-round just to plow snow 5 or 6 times a winter? Get this Mini Snowplow and be the envy of all! Yes, fiction IS stranger than truth sometimes!
Vehicle Condition
The car and plow are both in great condition, other than some modest extra wear to the front suspension of the Mini caused by having this massive eight-foot plow on it. Also, the warranty is probably voided by my welding the plow directly to the frame of the Mini.
Terms of Sale
Payment in full in antique Spanish gold dubloons, delivered by mule courier to my house due within 25 minutes of the completed auction. Title transfer only to those with Mini Cooper Snowplow endoresement on their driver's license.
(I quoted it 'cause lord knows he's gotta cancel the auction before it actually ends)
