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How do you make spam fritters?

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Without a flame-thrower that is.


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Thomas Paul
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Or is this what you meant:
http://www.spam-uk.com/fritters.html
Barry Gaunt
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Now that's what I call service
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An afterthought, would the second of those links work for corned-beef? I haven't seen SPAM on sale here in Switzerland.
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And then...
Eggs over my spammy
And then...
Spammy how I love you!
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Cindy Glass
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Why would anybody make those on purpose??
Occasionaly in a pinch, if you are camping and ran out of REAL food perhaps. . .


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SPAM: Squirrel, Possum And Mouse.
note I said Mouse -- not Moose -- wouldn't want our new Sheriff friend to get upset.
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Originally posted by Cindy Glass:

Occasionaly in a pinch, if you are camping and ran out of REAL food perhaps. . .

For Christmas '99 my mother sent me a Y2K survival kit, in case the lights went out, heat turned off, world came to an end, etc.: a can of SPAM and a box of Twinkies.
I have since eaten the Twinkies. Havn't touched the SPAM.


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Richard Hawkes
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Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
Or is this what you meant:
http://www.spam-uk.com/fritters.html

"Creative British cooks devised the recipe for SPAM Fritters to spice up family meals during rationing, helping many to beat the wartime blues."
Imagine how bleak the food must have been if that was considered spicing it up!
Mark Fletcher
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I havent had spam fritters since I was a kid... Ugh! :sicksmiley-if-there-was-one:
Still you can get spam fritters and other such delicacy's such as cheese n' chips and deep fried Mars Bars at your local Fish n Chip shop (or just Chippie).
Next week, a flame war ensues in MD when an argument breaks out over whats better on a Fish Supper: Salt and Vinegar or Salt and Sauce?


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Richard Hawkes
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Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:
Still you can get spam fritters and other such delicacy's such as cheese n' chips and deep fried Mars Bars at your local Fish n Chip shop (or just Chippie).

Never tried a deep fried Mars bar, they don't seem to do them down south. Want to try one though.
As for s'n'v versus s'n's, its gotta be s'n'v every time. Just showing my roots I guess!
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curry sauce hands down.
Mark Fletcher
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Oh no,
What you want is Salt and Brown sauce, "Salnsauce?" as pronounced in Edinburgh, not the thick gloopy HP sauce, but the watered down with vinegar kind.
Perfick!

[ April 09, 2003: Message edited by: Mark Fletcher ]
Don Kiddick
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Mushy peas and a saveloy thank you very much !
Mark Fletcher
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Originally posted by Richard Hawkes:

Never tried a deep fried Mars bar, they don't seem to do them down south. Want to try one though.

Do you get Deep Fried Pizza down South? Ah, Deep Fried Pizza; you have to add Salt n Sauce to give it some flavour!
SJ Adnams
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"down south" you can get mars bars but i've never seen mushy peas (of the north-west mashed potato consistency).
Don Kiddick
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mushy peas was a school dinners "classic" down in sunny Kent as in fact were spam fritters !
Michael Morris
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SPAM: Squirrel, Possum And Mouse.

Mouse?


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Mark Fletcher
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Im waiting for his Menardness to walk in and proclaim:
"Chips?!?! Why cant you stupid *�"�%"^& tree hugging liberal limeys call them Freedom Fries like the rest of the world".
At which point we gang up and give him a wedgie
Only joking Jason
Michael Morris
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"Chips?!?! Why cant you stupid *�"�%"^& tree hugging liberal limeys call them Freedom Fries like the rest of the world".

Seems to me calling them Chips puts the Brits ahead of the curve.
Richard Hawkes
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Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:

Do you get Deep Fried Pizza down South? Ah, Deep Fried Pizza; you have to add Salt n Sauce to give it some flavour!

Fried pizza? Are you serious?!! I can feel the bile rising
Down south we have deep fried baked Alaskas because we're posh.
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Makes me wonder what the Alaskans do to Southerners.


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